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[Sniffademskidz]

We're raising money for charity!

Just ten quid to have as many sniffs of his arsehole as you like!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It gives new meaning to the expression:

"To be away with the fairies!"

....and when they dim the cabin lights i'll be able to.prove to him that there are in fact fairies at the bottom of his garden!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Somebody once told me there was gold in.the Black Hills of Dakota and it's absolutely fucking true!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We haven't done our stretching exercises yet because we want to try something new!

Well this young lady is a cheerleader and Matt and I are going to doubkedick her while she's chanting:

"One two three four
Poke my pussy till it's sore!"

Five six seven eight
Stretch my hole boys! That feels great!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever walked into a train compartment and cum face to face with two drop dead gorgeoys guys!?

No words are spoken but the expression on their faces just says to you:

"You can look but don't even think about touching!"

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If my tongue were man enough I would lick all that toxic ink from your body but as it is i will have to content myself with licking the shit out from between those tight little bums of yours!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey you lttle cunt I've paid good money to worship those feet!

-Yes Sir but in Roman times there was always a food taster to ensure that no poisonous food passed the lips of the emperor!

I'm just making sure that my smelly feet aren't too toxic for your delicate palate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you driving your boss to the office looking like that Ryan!?

-Yep! He's addicted to crack cocaine but when he's run out of cocaine he just has to sniff crack.......and it usually ends up being my smelly baby so I'm just getting my arse ready to receive his nose!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Stone the crows!"

is an exclamation of surprise reputed to have its origin in Australia at the beginning of the last century when farmers spent a lot of time throwing stones at crows that were devouring their crops!

Exactly the sort of expression that seems appropriate when confronted by the vision of beauty that are the buttocks of Man City defender John STONES!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is it just me or do Alejandro Garnacho and Pedro Neto appear to be suspended in mid air!

Maybe it's the exhiliration of being in close proximity one with the other!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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He's a beautiful boy but i doubt very much whether he's going to win any prizes for spelling!

Nevertheless I commend his creativity bless his tight little buns!

Drewling/drooling!?

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

He's a beautiful boy but i doubt very much whether he's going to win any prizes for spelling!

Nevertheless I commend his creativity bless his tight little buns!

Drewling/drooling!?

As gorgeous as he is, I wouldn't care if he can't spell, read OR write!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As gorgeous as he is, I wouldn't care if he can't spell, read OR write!

I "hole" heartedly agree with you but I still haven't managed to curb my sarcasm!

You always provide us with mouthwatering content as does our most estemed partner in crime Mr.Moaning Mike!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's one for you to tussle with gentlemen!

If Spiderman were Muslim and had to abstain from all carnal pleasures during Ramadan would his boyfriend have the unenviable task of having to remove a spider's web from Spidey's pucker hole when the thirty days are up!?

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

Hey, me too!!

 

[MoaningMike]

I’d love too Joey Stoley deep throat and ride this amazing BBC!