A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

With a package like that you can be damned sure that the rest of your team will stick as close to you as possible.....in more ways than one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Paulo you may be sporting the Toyota logo but i bet no Toyota can go from 0 to 60 as fast as your cock when I've got my finger up you arse!

 

[MoaningMike]

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I proud to admit that I’d be quite happy doing nothing all day and night but pleasuring my dick and ass. I’d probably be considered a “Gooner”, except for the fact that I don’t understand why a guy would make completely idiotic faces or act brain damaged when he’s stroking off. I guess the term best used to describe me is “Albolene Bator”, because that’s what I’m doing right at this very moment. It’s total bliss, except for the fact that I have to type with one hand because the other one is very oily and slowly stroking and squeezing my thick 8” Swedish sausage.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if any of you can spot the link between these two photos!?

No!? Ok well I'll put you out of your misery!

The gentleman on the left is Alexander Carlisle who designed the "double bottom" hull used in ships as a technique to help prevent their sinking or at least delay it!

The second picture requires no clarification!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the boy in the grey top!

All the other lads are focused on the activity of the mobile phone but that boy is just looking into your eyes imagining what it must be like to have you inside him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"As soon as I opened the door to you I could sense the tension and stress that is plaguing you!

You've done a wonderful job of servicing my plumbing!

Now close your eyes and let me return the favour!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Alex thanks for agreeing to take the part of King Edward II in my new play! Have you read it through!?

-Yes I have John but I'm a bit concerned about the death scene where the king has a red hot poker shoved up his arse!

-Dont worry! You'll be fine! We can rehearse that scene right now if you've got time!

-Ok

-Don't worry about props! I'll be bringing my own red hot poker!

It'll be great! You know what they say!

"Practice makes perfect!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"How many times have I told you!?

This is an application photo for Grindr!

Nobody is interested in your facial features!

Now pull down those grey trackies, place the camera against your pucker and

"LET THE PINK WINK!!!"

 

[pozvatop]

I proud to admit that I’d be quite happy doing nothing all day and night but pleasuring my dick and ass. I’d probably be considered a “Gooner”, except for the fact that I don’t understand why a guy would make completely idiotic faces or act brain damaged when he’s stroking off. I guess the term best used to describe me is “Albolene Bator”, because that’s what I’m doing right at this very moment. It’s total bliss, except for the fact that I have to type with one hand because the other one is very oily and slowly stroking and squeezing my thick 8” Swedish sausage.

I'm with you buddy. Especially about gooning. I never got that either and there's a lot of them on Bateworld. It looks sooooo contrived and frankly ridiculous. And I'm an Albolene Bator too. Only way to fly. A little dab'll do ya, which makes that big jar last a good long time (which is great since it's not cheap!), and the clean up is easy since it's not oily; hell, you could just rub what's left on your hand(s) all over your torso, for example, and it'd basically clean your hand(s) and provide a little moisturizer to the skin where you rubbed it off on! That's hot that you were bating when you typed this message! Bate on, brother!!

 

[MoaningMike]

I'm with you buddy. Especially about gooning. I never got that either and there's a lot of them on Bateworld. It looks sooooo contrived and frankly ridiculous. And I'm an Albolene Bator too. Only way to fly. A little dab'll do ya, which makes that big jar last a good long time (which is great since it's not cheap!), and the clean up is easy since it's not oily; hell, you could just rub what's left on your hand(s) all over your torso, for example, and it'd basically clean your hand(s) and provide a little moisturizer to the skin where you rubbed it off on! That's hot that you were bating when you typed this message! Bate on, brother!!

Sometimes I’m at work when I post stuff, so I’m fully clothed. But if I’m home I’m most likely naked and stroking off with Albolene, and sometimes I’m sitting on a dildo or butt plug. I don’t really like to just go on JUB looking to get off ASAP, I like to take as long as I can while every now and then stroking my dick, and if orgasm is near I stop until it’s limp. My main goal is to find the perfect picture or video to cum to, which might take some time. This doesn’t always work, sometimes I’ll be looking at stuff and not touching my dick so I don’t cum too soon, but sometimes it’s so hard that it’s pulsing up and down on its own and I’ll see a picture or video that turns me on and suddenly I just shoot cum all over, and if I’m at my desk it lands on the bare wood floor with loud “SPLAT” sounds. If I’m extremely horny and I don’t have much time there are some videos or pictures that are guaranteed to get me off quickly, like these

 

[jjonn3]

Sometimes I’m at work when I post stuff, so I’m fully clothed. But if I’m home I’m most likely naked and stroking off with Albolene, and sometimes I’m sitting on a dildo or butt plug. I don’t really like to just go on JUB looking to get off ASAP, I like to take as long as I can while every now and then stroking my dick, and if orgasm is near I stop until it’s limp. My main goal is to find the perfect picture or video to cum to, which might take some time. This doesn’t always work, sometimes I’ll be looking at stuff and not touching my dick so I don’t cum too soon, but sometimes it’s so hard that it’s pulsing up and down on its own and I’ll see a picture or video that turns me on and suddenly I just shoot cum all over, and if I’m at my desk it lands on the bare wood floor with loud “SPLAT” sounds. If I’m extremely horny and I don’t have much time there are some videos or pictures that are guaranteed to get me off quickly, like these

You must be fun to share an office with!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

Well, I know I have a "cum face" but I don't have one of those silly goon faces.

I do love to goon & bate though....

 

[Michaelja36]

My all time favorite thing to do, finger fuck! I love to do it to someone, and I love to have it done to me…

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

Having fun…

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Qatar airways!?

Looks like this plane is ready for take off!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hurry up and find the hotel Matt!

My bollocks are literally dragging along the pavement they're so full of cum!

I really need to fill your fucking shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Stars and stripes!? Very patriotic!

Would love to pull them down and see the stripes on the seat of those babies!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More evidence of that special relationship between our two nations!

Back in the 1980s when Reagan and Thatcher appeared to be running the world between them a notorious satirical tv programme called "Spitting Image" showed a sketch of Reagan and Thatcher in which Reagan said:

"What a woman! I wish it wasn't just her country I was screwing!

 

[Superboy69]

Sometimes I’m at work when I post stuff, so I’m fully clothed. But if I’m home I’m most likely naked and stroking off with Albolene, and sometimes I’m sitting on a dildo or butt plug. I don’t really like to just go on JUB looking to get off ASAP, I like to take as long as I can while every now and then stroking my dick, and if orgasm is near I stop until it’s limp. My main goal is to find the perfect picture or video to cum to, which might take some time. This doesn’t always work, sometimes I’ll be looking at stuff and not touching my dick so I don’t cum too soon, but sometimes it’s so hard that it’s pulsing up and down on its own and I’ll see a picture or video that turns me on and suddenly I just shoot cum all over, and if I’m at my desk it lands on the bare wood floor with loud “SPLAT” sounds. If I’m extremely horny and I don’t have much time there are some videos or pictures that are guaranteed to get me off quickly, like these
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Pics and gifs like these make me proud to be a top!! Pleasuring my bros - I love to do that!