A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Superboy69]

What healthy guy doesn't love to fuck an eager brother? Feel my dick inside you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can you give me a ride on your crossbar!?

We may have to wait till we get home for the ride!This is a lady's bicycle!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey babe how cum you manage to sink the pink so much more cleanly than all the other balls with your cue!?

'It may have something to do with the fact that I get plenty of practice "sinking the pink with my other cue" away from the baize!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's hoping that this guy asks for permission to leave the exam room for a comfort break so that I can sniff that seat!

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're going to flash your buns like that it might be an idea to change the number on your shirt to 69 or 99!

Could save time and remove any ambiguity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Would you mind slipping your tie out from under my tape measure Sir or I won't get an accurate measurement!?

-Would you like me to drop my trousers when you measure my inside leg!?

-I thought you'd never ask!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The late great British cellist Jacqueline du Pre was once introduced to her audience in a live interview as "having something between her legs that has given pleasure to millions!"

Clearly this was an enormous gaffe of humungous proportions and not said tongue in cheek if you'll pardon the pun!

Gene Wilder's words have caused me to reflect on the joy of tracing the line along a lad's perineum till we reach that Aladdin's cave which lies between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It can be no secret to anybody by now that the vision of a boy in black socks drives me absolutely wild but we must not be blinded to the fact that socks do cum in different colours and the feet which they cover can be equally smelly!

 

[pozvatop]

You must be fun to share an office with!

Right? Sounds like it to me too!!!

 

[pozvatop]

Sometimes I’m at work when I post stuff, so I’m fully clothed. But if I’m home I’m most likely naked and stroking off with Albolene, and sometimes I’m sitting on a dildo or butt plug. I don’t really like to just go on JUB looking to get off ASAP, I like to take as long as I can while every now and then stroking my dick, and if orgasm is near I stop until it’s limp. My main goal is to find the perfect picture or video to cum to, which might take some time. This doesn’t always work, sometimes I’ll be looking at stuff and not touching my dick so I don’t cum too soon, but sometimes it’s so hard that it’s pulsing up and down on its own and I’ll see a picture or video that turns me on and suddenly I just shoot cum all over, and if I’m at my desk it lands on the bare wood floor with loud “SPLAT” sounds. If I’m extremely horny and I don’t have much time there are some videos or pictures that are guaranteed to get me off quickly, like these
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One funny difference between us is that I couldn't get off & cum just from looking at stills or gifs. I'll get very aroused, boned and leaking pre, but I need videos to actually jack off & cum. I need the living action as it were.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

Dakota Lovell loved his new job working as a salesman at a high end furniture store because he could show hot male customers how the large sofas were perfect for fucking.

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

[MoaningMike]

 

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[MoaningMike]

The joy of finding out that your karate instructor also had a black belt in giving blow jobs.

 

[MoaningMike]

Don’t forget to celebrate “International Nail-A-Nerd Day” by screwing a nerd you know.