A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Is this an advert for Bacofoil!?

I certainly wouldn't mind unwrapping YOU on Christmas morning darling!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Moral of the story:

Just be careful about taking a brand of Viagra called Pinocchio!

If the wind changes you could stay like that for good!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at those "cum to bed" eyes!

How long before his ankles are resting on your shoulders!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One whiff of that is guaranteed to cure the mother of all hangovers!

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

Can't help thinking that this guy has been on the rack! His body looks so elongated!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hope you enjoyed your game of snooker lads!

Maybe it's time to get out your "other cues"and show us what you can do with them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You work experience boys just don't seem to take any pride in your appearance! Have you ever run a comb through your hair!?

Do I have to dress you every morning!?

-At least you get to UNdress me in the lunch break!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I love it when we get a new group of interns!

-Any one of them take your fancy!?

-That one at the back with the moustache and blue tie!

I'll definitely have him on his back by the end of the week and give him some extra-curricular office experience!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never worked out the origin of the name "Humpty Dumpty" in the children's nursery rhyme:

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!"

All I know is that I'm ready to "hump and dump!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE HEIGHT OF AMBIGUITY!

"It might be an idea if you took your trousers off Sir so that I can get a more accurate measurement of length!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Three pairs of underpants!?

You obviously knew we'd be playing strip poker and came prepared!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've mastered the art of building a house of cards then it will stand you in good stead for when you want to sniff a guy's arse without his noticing or waking up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just get yer fucking nose in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's ok Josh! Let's just walk off the pitch leaving the world to think that I'm showing you the concern of an older brother then once we get into that quiet little space in the dressing room where nobody goes i can bang the shit out of you!

-Thank you Captain Kane! You're my hero!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if Marie-Antoinette realised what she was saying when she uttered those infamous words:

"Let them eat cake!"

 

[Michaelja36]