A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoever sent me this little baby for Christmas thanks very much!

I will overlook the fact that you didn't wrap him in Christmas paper!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So pleased you like what i can do with a razor!

Now bend over and let me repeat the exercise on your pucker hole so that can have a matching shaven haven!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've just come home to find this guy has broken in but i guess you are not going to call the police but will simply administer your own punishment!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So want those smelly babies tickling my ears when i 69 him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what's meant by picking someone up in the street! Let's fast forward ten minutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you've been called in to resolve a plumbing issue and there's nobody home but their 18 year old son who is winding you up and making provocative gestures.......well you have very little option but to pull down his trackie bottoms, upend him and service his stink pipe with your high pressure hose!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

German footballer Nico Schlotterbeck hits 26 next Monday 1 December!

Would love to tap that arse as my birthday gift!

Schlotterbeck!? More like Schitter buck!

Buck and fuck that schitter! Oh yes Sir!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you subscribe to the maxim:

"EVERY HOLE'S A GOAL!"

you shouldn't be too concerned if he's got a face like Quasimodo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Unmistakably Harri Oakland who has been searching for an adventure theme park that offers that little bit extra!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was in a takeaway outlet the other day when the geezer in the grey tracksuit started sounding off 'cos they'd run out of mayonnaise!

I jokingly told him that he could have as much mayonnaise as he wanted if he followed me to my white van.

To my surprise he agreed and while i was humping the shit out of him in the back of the van he looked up and asked me if i liked mayonnaise to which i replied:

"No mate i prefer tomato sauce and now that I've penetrated your hymen we should be seeing some right about NOW!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We might be approaching Christmas rather than Easter but it's never the wrong time to enjoy some hot cross buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

.....and a couple more if you are still hungry after four!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is Darren from "Island studs!"

Why not go to the website and see more of his banana and coconuts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Go on! You know you are dying to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think there'll be more than enough of you eager to attend to this boy's beautiful cock so you won't mind if I go to the back door and activate his chocolate dispenser!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've only got enough cum to seed one of you I'm afraid so you on the right can collect your stuff and go!

Great photo shoot though!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think the Mona Lisa has taken "pride" of place in the Louvre for long enough!

Maybe it's time to replace her with something that might appeal to another type of PRIDE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Once the boy on the swing in the top pic has had enough of that he might like to try the" big dipper!"

I bet the rest of us wouldn't say to "dipping our big brush" in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kurdish and Turkish barbers have now flooded the High streets of Britain and are eclipsing the British born hairdressers because not only do they cut hair cheaply and well they also offer to trim the noses, ears and even the pink puckers of customers!

Here we see Mahmoud ready to have his pucker shaved in this publicity drive!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the tits on that bitch!

Plenty of full fat milk but if you prefer cream then just drop to your knees!