A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[hughie63]

 

[hughie63]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

“Penis Head Toothpaste Cap” for sale at Amazon for $6.99View attachment 3372498

For a moment, I thought this was a joke but I checked and.....I BOUGHT IT! I get it Tuesday, THANKS MIKE!!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

then, there is this, for those who like to wear it with pride

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Do they have it in XL??? (Asking for a friend...)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

AI admittedly but just imagine staring all day at the arse of the new work experience guy who then cums up to you and says:

"I've run out of cement and i still have a few cracks to fill!"

To which you reply:

"Oh I've got just the cement you need to fill those cracks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What a sweet little chap!!

Can anybody stroke your pussy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those boxers should be banned!

Go and change into some tight fitting Calvin's and we can start all over again!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So you'll happily take four fingers up that tight Asian pussy of yours!?

It's good to know!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is that the origin of the expression:

"There's life in the old dog yet!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kenan Yildiz is just so photogenic!

That smelly arse is calling me like the sirens luring sailors to their doom!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE AMBIGUITY OF LANGUAGE PART 2!

"I'm so thirsty and I'm pretty sure that what's nestling between your legs is guaranteed to quench my thirst!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Clearly photoshopped but rather a cruel whammy for footnaller Harry Maguire who gets the ice bath treatnent AND in the dog waste bin to boot!

 

[bbc10D]

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Very true!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've passed this boy so many times on the path exchanging just a cursory glance with him but today is different as your eyes meet and stay focused on each other just an instant too long which necessitates some sort of action.

You approach him and slide your hand between his legs, massaging his perineum while looking him full in the face!

No words are spoken as you take him by the hand and lead him through that gap in the fence to the wooded area!

He offers no resistance as you bury your face in that chavvy shitter!

The combibation of musk, funk and sweat is overpowering and the rest my friends is .........history!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've got just the right tool for this little job and fortunately i dont have to go to the van for it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's one pair of fluffy baps that are never likely to have a cumberland sauage between them but at least we can worship the perfection of them from afar!

Thanks Phil!