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[MoaningMike]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not quite sure what it is about seeing chavs in their grey trackie bottoms in this position!

Won't take much effort just to lift them up a little and run my nose along their arsecracks! Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sitting in the middle of the main road!? Things can't be that bad!?
Tell Daddy all your problems and let him pump new life into your tired veins!
Couldn't let that lovely arse go to waste!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Impressive fur mate but I'd rather see the fur between the cheeks of your arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

North Face!?

I'd happily scale YOUR north face sweetheart but if you bend over I can scale the south face as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think it's about time you took a comfort break so that I can run my nose over that seat!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Wow! Can these boys be so flexible and contort themselves into all sorts of positions without leaving a stain on the seat of their Calvins or tutus!

Would love to undertake a phD on the subject!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Very clever boys!

Four heads are better than one!

Now drop your pants, bend over and show us what you can make from eight cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

To be a good interviewer or examiner you also have to be a consummate actor!

The guy with the bald head is giving his presentation in an efort to be recruited into the company!

You for your part smile and laugh in all the right places.as you feign an interest in this deadly dull monologue while all the time you're thinking to yourself:

"How am i going to get this horny bastard on his back and fuck the shit out of him!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The only way you will get me to watch that tedious reality show on British tv "FOUR IN A BED" is if these four hunks pitch up at a B and B and get the last vacant room with king size bed to match.their king size cocks!!

 

[pozvatop]

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Wouldn't THAT be a horrifying message to see????

 

[pozvatop]

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This is SO hilarious!

 

[pozvatop]

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Here is an advertisement for a jerk off lube that belongs on billboards

@MoaningMike have you ever tried Bator Balm? I learned of it from being on Bateworld (I've since left) but it was advertised on their site and a LOT of bators on there swear by it and prefer it over Albo. I've never tried it...Albo is far easier to get at my local CVS or Walgreens vs. having something shipped that I'd rather NOT have my husband intercept. (don't ask)

 

[MoaningMike]

@MoaningMike have you ever tried Bator Balm? I learned of it from being on Bateworld (I've since left) but it was advertised on their site and a LOT of bators on there swear by it and prefer it over Albo. I've never tried it...Albo is far easier to get at my local CVS or Walgreens vs. having something shipped that I'd rather NOT have my husband intercept. (don't ask)

No, I’ve never tried Bator Balm. The ingredients are too similar to Albolene to make it worth the hassle of having to order it and have shipped to me:
Albolene is: Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Paraffin (wax), Ceresin (wax), Beta Carotene.
Bator Balm is: Mineral Oil, Beeswax, Paraffin, Petroleum, Vitamin E.
Both Albolene and Bator Balm are available in scented, but I prefer the unscented Albolene.
Bator Balm also averages $25 for a 6 ounce jar, while my CVS sells a 12 ounce jar of Albolene for $14.

 

[MoaningMike]

This is SO hilarious!

The funniest part is that this has happened more times than we know. My boyfriend is the one who found that meme. I was making dinner a few months ago and he was online and suddenly burst out laughing, so I went to see what was so funny and he showed me that meme, and the reason he was laughing was because that’s almost exactly what I looked like when I was in high school. It was surreal. At least the mother didn’t look like my mother too. “Daddies” were not something I was into, I was into guys my age. What my boyfriend didn’t tell me was that he then proceeded to send that meme to my friends who also thought it was hilarious.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Those guys look far too old to be in shorts!

I quite agree! They'd look much better out of them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You can just tell that the silver fox wants to get the guy on the far left on his back and send two pints of jizz up his arse!

The guy in the middle is qiite clearly surplus to requirements!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

All King Arthur got out of the lake was the sword Excalibur!

Whoever gets the guy in blue has got a much better deal IMHO!

 

[Lance_Lazarus]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Didnt get the job sweetheart!?

Never mind!

Let Daddy take your shoes off and worship those smelly little black socked babies!