A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

-Just so glad you had your tool with you out here in the middle of nowhere! I normally bring my tool kit with me but forgot to pack it.

How can i ever thank you!

-Well you know what they say:

"One good tool deserves another!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Nice cock mate but your dirty shitter is calling me like a siren!

Let's move to a more private spot and you can grind that smelly baby into my face!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are only two things wrong with this photo!

Firstly he should be wearing white CK briefs and secondly BLACK socks!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That moment when you return home from the office party on Christnas Eve to find that two homeless guys have broken into your flat!

No question of calling the police! You're just amazed at how generous Santa has been this year!

Your only dilemma is which one to have first which of course would be no dilemma for me....those black socked feet tickling my ears...mmmm......and I bet he hasn't changed those socks for a few days.....mmmm.....so fucking smelly!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The things you might find sitting on a wall!

Well this guy is certainly one up from Humpty Dumpty although once you've got his jeans off there will be no shortage of humping and dumping!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well this little Spidey needs the seat ripping out of his outfit to check whether he's got a Spidey web across his pucker!

Who's going to volunteer to make a SpiderMAN out of this SpiderBOY!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flowers smell sweet
But my arse does too!

Typically polite from an Oriental boy who hasn't realised that this is Grindr and you don't have to observe all those niceties ......just offer your arse up for penetration!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Josh do you think you could get my pen for me!? It seems to have rolled under the mat when you did your emergency stop!

-Sure Mr.Buttsniffer!

-Well go on.....are you going to pass up the chance to sniff an 18 year old's arsecrack when it's handed to you on a plate!

Make yourself worthy of your surname!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The only thing that's ever come out of the sea near where I live has been a plastic bottle or two and a dead seal so this is a red letter day!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When an English boy rubs his arse against the neck of a German boy on a station bench in France the word INTERRAILING takes on a whole new meaning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being fellow Norwegians one assumes that Haarland and Odegaard share a love of the fjords, the Northen lights, stunning mountain scenery and their Viking history but of course what we'd all like to know is whether they share bodily fluids in the dressing room at the end of a match!