A variety of hot sexy gay stuff

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Can't help thinking that Jane Austen's novel "Pride and Prejudice" might have had a very different ending if these guys had been on the scene!

 

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I'm just trying to find the right place to pin the badge now you've passed the test for "Scouting worthiness!"

 

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-The Vatican requires any potential new pope to undergo a check to ensure that he has a willy and two bollocks and I can confirm that you have passed that test!

-Thanks Doc but I only came in to have my tetanus and Covid jabs!

 

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I've done a lot of work in Fortaleza, north-east Brazil and it's an absolute scandal how straight men have categorically refused to wear a condom because they arrogantly believe that the pleasure of the sexual act is thereby reduced!

However once they have impregnated the female they abdicate all responsibility and leave one more unwanted child to swell the ranks of that sad, destitute group THE STREET CHILDREN destined forever to live on the margins of society!

 

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Just imagine the smell in that lift!

Two boys straight out of the gym from their workout heading back to their rooms for a shower as you push the emergency button causing the lift to be trapped between two floors!

 

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Well they do say things cum in threes!

 

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If you've seen the 1951 film "an American in Paris" you might like the 2026 sequel "an Essex boy in Paris!"

The BLING may be a dead give away but his RING may cum a bit more expensive!!!

 

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You may have heard of the British tv detective duo "Rosemary and Thyme" but what about the Asian equivalent "Crack and Crotch!"

Mmmm! Now there's a thought!

 

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The downright cheek of it!

Hang on a minute!

The downleft cheek of it!

 

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If I tell you my favourite film was MEN IN BLACK no prizes for guessing which of these guys I'd seed!

 

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-En garde Sir! Prepare to receive eight inches of my cold steel!

-Yes but not here darling!

 

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-I'm very partial to a nice chocolate digestive biscuit with my tea but they'd run out of them at Metro Tesco and only had plain left!

-Bend over then!

 

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Xhaka the Shagger!

 

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"No need to take your shoes off to measure your height but will need you to take the lot off when you get on the scales!

( Just pass me your dirty socks and pants baby boy! Sniff! Sniff!)"

 

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-Why am I lying face down on the sofa Stepdaddy!?

-Because this is "Stepfathers Day" NOT "Father's Day" and I want more than a pair of socks and some chocolates!