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A Wild Canadian Has Appeared

A body image radiates energy.
Vampires require blood.
If vampires did NOT require blood that would mean they require no energy but that is not the case.
As all energy comes down to heat your image can be captured via an infrared camera.

Now that that foolishness is out of the way....... :D .......

yeah but isn't a vampire undead? and dont the undead generate no heat? and doesn't infrared pick up heat?

....Now I have to find an infared camera and get all nakey?

.... ... yes!

yes you do!
 
^ LOL, "Wait you can't see vampires in the infared"
(So now I have to get nakey?)
"I mean you can TOTALLY see vampires in the infared
 
^ I'm glad we've come to this point at least....... :D

If infrared is what it takes, hell, I'll even shop for you....... :D

Nakey........ "THAT'S HOT"....... :p:p
 
Why do you guys assume that I'm going to get naked. If I showed you guys my real face, guarenteed that
a) I'll prove once and for all that vampires exists and I'll fufill the dreams of 16 year old twi-hards.
b) I'll provoke the eye of a vampire hunter and get killed.
c) You guys will see a naked Canadian

But yes, I am a bit of a tease eh?

Edit: re-killed
 
well if you are serious about it then im not going to ask again. if you don't want to post a picture then say so. i wont ask.
 
Well I don't wish to seem prude but I also don't wish to advertise my nudity on a public and world-based scale.
 
Teasing lasts FAR longer than the reality....... ;)

If you'd plastered this thread with cock shots it would have been long forgotten........surely not a two page intro....... ;) ....... :wave:
 
You know? It's true. Because first time I went to the strippers (female) I was disappointed by the lack of showman ship that exists in the modern strip scene.

Even with my later expierences with DUDE strippers it's the same BAMN there's my cock. No anticipation whats so ever. Especially if you don't have a nice penis...At least make us WANT it before we go, "Oh...It's a penis."

So dissapointing the strippers are.

I'm going to start a burlesque house here in Montreal and bring back the tease to stripping.
 
You're on to great idea MountReel....... ..|

The allure of the first "Best Buds" vids by Corbin Fisher was the foreplay. The kissing, the touching, kissing, touching, kissing, stroking, kissing, SLOWLY undressing, kissing........FUCK.....I ALWAYS blew my load before I even saw a dick.
Something tells you;ll be REAL good at what you do....... ;)
In fact you're doing damn well already....... ;)
 
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