Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

[EwanSF]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo[/ame]

One day, that mans head will adorn my living room wall.

 

[FPNY]

now now dears, try to relax, they are only commercials. come here let mommy make you feel better.....

 

[OogieMess]

Adverts you HATE!

I've never been more tempted to throw something at my tv than whenever i hear that stupid 'mazuma' mobile advert. (uk only probs).

What ads tick you guys off?

What's even more annoying about that one is that it now starts up again after it has finished.

 

[OogieMess]

At least the frog is long dead.

 

[Light339]

The progressive insurance ads.

 

[EwanSF]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o[/ame]

Ad execs need to have thier balls ripped of for many reasons, but this....

 

[OogieMess]

Fuck. I didn't play the^ clip but the 'song' is stuck in my head now.

 

[EwanSF]

My sincerest and most heartfelt apologies. Seriously. But the yanks must hear it. They must suffer as we have!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

"...you're going to love my nuts..."


I'd like to use that device on HIS nuts.

 

[OogieMess]

I think I'd quite like his nuts...


(Couldn't see the ad out until the end though )

 

[Keelandson]

Anyone who agrees to do an ad, especially that "Over There" asshole — instant hatred! — should be hung by his balls and fucked by a bishop with smallpox, all of it recorded in HD and played repeatedly for 90 seconds every six minutes on every program on the planet for at least a year.

I think I could say, without fear of argument, that it would kill TV advertising for a very long time.

 

[EwanSF]

"...you're going to love my nuts..."


I'd like to use that device on HIS nuts.

I want to kidney-punch him.....like, right now. I want to stab him in the eye with a really hot french fry.

 

[star-warrior]

I want to kidney-punch him.....like, right now. I want to stab him in the eye with a really hot french fry.

I wanna see you squirt your fresh mayo on that hot french fry before you poke him real good.

 

[ronboy]

We have this car dealer in upstate NY named Billy Fuccillo. He is originally from the Utica/Rome area, and has some ridiculous number of dealerships (mainly Hyundai) across the country. Here is a sample of his ads....

He thinks he is "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!"





He does it in other markets too...

 

[OogieMess]

Why do these people think these make good ads?

 

[Poozy1]

Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.
Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.
Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.
Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.
Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.
Head-On...apply directly to the forehead.

I don't miss those commercials one bit.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmiCWsVTrcg[/ame]

"...you're going to love my nuts..."


I'd like to use that device on HIS nuts.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-SX_W0lrQ[/ame]

 

[EwanSF]

I wanna see you squirt your fresh mayo on that hot french fry before you poke him real good.

How did you make tha tgenuine wish for violence to be done into an innuendo....dude, that's pretty impressive.

 

[OogieMess]

How did you make tha tgenuine wish for violence to be done into an innuendo....dude, that's pretty impressive.

 

[OogieMess]

Could be worse, you could have the Safestyle guy...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-2n8JHc1M[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIs0oQcK0K0[/ame]

 

[borg69unimatrix]

This was a local(ish) furniture store TV ad from when I was a kid that I hated...

...mostly because I WAS asleep in front of the TV when he'd start knocking and yelling "WAKE UP!".