I didn't know Kirby was gay. Where do I get myself one of those?
		
		
	 
 
 
 
Oh!  Once they get Your name, etc., they'll be more than "Happy" to send a Young, Extremely Handsome, Virile Stud, to Your house, for a "Free" cleaning of Your carpet and furniture! 
 
 
And after the Demonstration, by a "Scripted" , just out of High School, "Hungry for Money", usually Str8 Hunk, You will be "Urged" to purchase the latest, and greatest, of all household cleaning devices, for about $1,000, or more! 
 
 
The "trick" is, you can get it for about 1/2 that price, and, it really is a Fantastic "Sucker"!! 
 
 
Guaranteed for "Life"!!  (Unless it Breaks before it's "LifeTime"! 

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Truth be told, we really do LOVE our Kirby!  Sturdy, Reliable, and Extremely Efficient!!  Not to mention all of it's "Fun" attachments!! That "Puppy" is built to do more things than I can remember being shown!! 
 
 
And, I swear to "Gawd", Matt's green eyes, and chipped front tooth, had Nothing to do with our Purchase!! ... Yeah! ... Right!! 
 
 
I'm fairly sure Kirby has got to have a Web Site, somewhere! 
 
 
Keep smilin'!! 


Chaz  
