about that fishy gooey thing

[blubee]

I don't know why they make short porn about cum eating and doggy lick, it looks gross enough to put me off sex

The thing is doggy lick is a routine porn script, it is wasting 5 to 6 minutes of broadband for no good reason. We are smart men why do we follow the dogs?

The other thing is to use big dildo b4 sex, if you got the real thing why do they use rubber dildo?

 

[luckynumbah7]

Who's this 'we'? If you were that intelligent you'd be finding or creating the porn you wanna see instead of whinging about the five minutes you don't like with the sole reason being 'it don't turn me on'.

I rarely say this, but grow a pair. I never see anybody complain so much (and with so little reasoning) about porn as I have on a porn site. Even Fetlife complains less than here. Really says something when there's oodles of both porn that doesn't have whatever you ain't looking for and that there's a fast forward button you can click at any time.

So go grow a pair of anything; tomato plants, flowers, two acorns buried side by side. Doesn't matter what. Hell, bury a couple pennies and hope it turns into a money tree. Just don't forget to water it and weed! Shouldn't take long but it would take care of you wasting everyone else's five minutes with "I don't like it so it's a waste, all porn should conform for me."

The dildo's use is probably because it's easier to relax and get used to the sensation beforehand. Particularly useful with people on the larger end of the dick size spectrum, whether used anally or vaginally.

Edited to add; People should probably not be complaining about how other people prep for sex. Otherwise they're unlikely to get laid at any point in the future. Reminds me of all the fiction I've read where people clearly didn't know how fucking occurs.

 

[rareboy]

Different strokes for differnent folks.

Watch what turns you on and ignore the rest.

From what I've read though...I'm not sure that blubee porn would be particularly watchable.

 

[Willie Boy]

I'm just trying to figure out what "doggy lick" is..... Sounds so childish when it is said that way, like some 9yr old is trying to describe what he saw when he viewed his uncle's secret porn vids..... Then again the "fishy gooey thing makes him sound 8..... Are we sure blubee is old enough to be in here?

 

[luckynumbah7]

Different strokes for differnent folks.

Watch what turns you on and ignore the rest.

From what I've read though...I'm not sure that blubee porn would be particularly watchable.

For the most part I just listen to porn, watching in my case is redundant unless it's black/white high contrast and blown the hell up; and even then when they zoom in I 'lose the plot'. I can't stand porn with no 'real life' soundtrack, either. His porn doesn't seem like it'd be great sound wise from my end, pretty sure his kind of porn has a musical underlay, which more often than not messes up the verbal. Besides, if I wanted to hear solely repetitive thudding I can tap my bootheal against the floor and save the effort of clicking play.

 

[Cormac135]

Best thread of 2017

 

[luckynumbah7]

I'm just trying to figure out what "doggy lick" is.....

Eating out/licking after removing a dick you were fucking them with. Rimming is probably included in his disgust. It did take me a couple minutes to figure out he just doesn't like cum consumption of any kind. (since whose doing the eating changes on position). I originally thought it might've been a 'top' thing, but nah. Pretty sure he's talking about where the top gets a handful-o'-minutes reprieve for their poor dick & so the bottom doesn't get too sore/numbish/overstimulated, y'can only fake so much 'believable' thrusting pleasure with the stay-in-place scripts.

-come to think of it, there's only so much actual pleasure to be had with the 2-partner pound for 30-60 minutes one-position session. A body tends toward boredom. Mine does anyway.

 

[luckynumbah7]

-come to think of it, there's only so much actual pleasure to be had with the 2-partner pound for 30-60 minutes one-position session. A body tends toward boredom. Mine does anyway.

*I know, there's usually a few positions, but they mostly feel the same unless your partner either knows what they're doing or they don't insist your legs shan't move from a particular spot. When one of the blurs on the screen is an unmovable lump and the sound hasn't changed in ten minutes I start to wonder if they're still alive or who exactly they're doing the vid for.

 

[Willie Boy]

Eating out/licking after removing a dick you were fucking them with. Rimming is probably included in his disgust. It did take me a couple minutes to figure out he just doesn't like cum consumption of any kind. (since whose doing the eating changes on position). I originally thought it might've been a 'top' thing, but nah. Pretty sure he's talking about where the top gets a handful-o'-minutes reprieve for their poor dick & so the bottom doesn't get too sore/numbish/overstimulated, y'can only fake so much 'believable' thrusting pleasure with the stay-in-place scripts.

-come to think of it, there's only so much actual pleasure to be had with the 2-partner pound for 30-60 minutes one-position session. A body tends toward boredom. Mine does anyway.

But couldn't he come up with a better term than the childish "doggy lick"? Personally I'm not into the eating ass/pussy thing.... But I just wouldn't spend time watching it. I wouldn't feel any need to cry about having watched it of my own free will and not enjoyed it.... again, quite childish. How old is this kid?

 

[luckynumbah7]

But couldn't he come up with a better term than the childish "doggy lick"? Personally I'm not into the eating ass/pussy thing.... But I just wouldn't spend time watching it. I wouldn't feel any need to cry about having watched it of my own free will and not enjoyed it.... again, quite childish. How old is this kid?

Probably underage but not a native English speaker? If you type in things like 'doggy lick', generic gay porn obv isn't what you'd come up with when it's tagged in English. So's its either a bad translation to (or from) English or a very young teenager, probably both.

You can get gay porn typing that in English buuuuuuuuut it's specifically fetish related (my brain's saying 4 but I'm prolly missing several, pretty sure you can find it in cuckold, body fluid consumption & the various humiliation or worship fetishes as tags when the descriptions are lazy). Besides, you'd need more keywords than the single 'doggy lick' given, really bad idea to just type that in and run with it. His parents are going to be furious and extremely confused when they check his search history.

 

[FPNY]

there's a name for everything these days...who is in charge of making them up? doggie lick? that's really a thing? I might need to go back to reading books..

 

[luckynumbah7]

there's a name for everything these days...who is in charge of making them up? doggie lick? that's really a thing? I might need to go back to reading books..

Bolding mine, best o'recollection the answer is no. The phrase isn't a thing unless someone wrote something really badly. It's just how he describes bits of oral.

Erotica tends to be more engaging than a lot of visual/audio porn anyway.

 

[Willie Boy]

Probably underage but not a native English speaker? If you type in things like 'doggy lick', generic gay porn obv isn't what you'd come up with when it's tagged in English. So's its either a bad translation to (or from) English or a very young teenager, probably both.

You can get gay porn typing that in English buuuuuuuuut it's specifically fetish related (my brain's saying 4 but I'm prolly missing several, pretty sure you can find it in cuckold, body fluid consumption & the various humiliation or worship fetishes as tags when the descriptions are lazy). Besides, you'd need more keywords than the single 'doggy lick' given, really bad idea to just type that in and run with it. His parents are going to be furious and extremely confused when they check his search history.

True dat.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Probably underage but not a native English speaker? If you type in things like 'doggy lick', generic gay porn obv isn't what you'd come up with when it's tagged in English. So's its either a bad translation to (or from) English or a very young teenager, probably both.

I originally concluded that our OP was underage, but soon revised that to being a non-Westerner. The comments here reinforce that impression. I believe "doggy lick" is a literal translation from his native tongue as a description for rimming, period. All that is speculative, admittedly, but it seems to add up.

Our OP doesn't seem to want to discuss his vantage point, which is relevant, as his observations are all pretty much contextually germane to his location.

 

[Alistair]

I think if you tried to translate butthole licking from any language to English rimming would be the first thing that came up. Not to mention any site you're watching gay porn on is probably translated to/from English. I think it's just an underage poster trying to be funny

 

[Willie Boy]

Honestly the first thing I think of when I hear "doggy lick" has nothing to do with sex/porn but of a little kid coming home from school and his loyal pup greets him at the door with a wagging tail and a sloppy tongue across his face as they race off to the backyard.

 

[mikey3000]

For the most part I just listen to porn, watching in my case is redundant unless it's black/white high contrast and blown the hell up; and even then when they zoom in I 'lose the plot'. I can't stand porn with no 'real life' soundtrack, either. His porn doesn't seem like it'd be great sound wise from my end, pretty sure his kind of porn has a musical underlay, which more often than not messes up the verbal. Besides, if I wanted to hear solely repetitive thudding I can tap my bootheal against the floor and save the effort of clicking play.

Maybe you should go back and re-read your response to him and figure out why you were such a cunt to a new poster. That was totally uncalled for, impaired or not.

 

[Willie Boy]

Here's Connor Jessup giving us all a look at doggy lick!

Doesn't seem all that bad to me.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Maybe you should go back and re-read your response to him and figure out why you were such a cunt to a new poster. That was totally uncalled for, impaired or not.

Go to hell Mikey m'boy.

 

[luckynumbah7]

I think if you tried to translate butthole licking from any language to English rimming would be the first thing that came up. Not to mention any site you're watching gay porn on is probably translated to/from English. I think it's just an underage poster trying to be funny

Searching on the computer, sure.

But if you try for an 'in head' translation while just typing your thoughts while using a language you're not overly familiar on the intricacies of (or, hell, even speaking style/culture between same-language speakers; it's happened enough via verbal communication) then I could easily see the closest noun + verb connection for blunt communication. Usually gets you in the ballpark. These days I try and rattle off a list of synonyms or examples until people pick one.

I think the last time I had that issue I was asking for a sub. The sandwich kind. Preferably just this side of raw, they have the loveliest of beef there. Most wordplay fully intended.