Abs or ass

[RonR18]

Asses are much more fun and versatile. The top 10 things I like to do with them:

1. Fondle/feel of them.
2. Massage them.
3. Kiss/lick them.
4. Spread them apart and lick between them. (Right after shower of course.)
5. Spank them.
6. Stick my fingers in the crack and rub the anus.
7. Stick my dickhead in the crack and rub/poke the anus.
8. Spread them apart, lay my dick on top of the anus and hump like a rabbit.
9. Insert my dick in the anus and fuck like a rabbit.
10. Insert my finger in the anus and massage the male G-spot.

 

[belamyi]

Hahahahaa, not at the moment, no. Been losing weight which is awesome. I've just never cared much for abs. You can have a flat stomach without abs. I like flat, soft stomachs myself.

oh, I see...
I don't care much about abs myself, but when someone not caring much about something speaks about that something as conspicuously as you did, I sometimes come to think that that someone has some issues about the topic that apparently was so indifferent to him... 8)

 

[belamyi]

^Is that last guy you, Elvin?

 

[belamyi]

^Kiss my ass, Belamo. Oh wait, I'm not your type. I'm not a sleazy skank that charges by the hour.

Exactly: you are just a pompous sleazy skank with a fugly face and terribly underaverage body who charges by the year
But most importantly, you are not a Dieu-du-Stade...

 

[belamyi]

Actually, I admit to having a fugly face. And I think the average body is about the same as mine. And I'm not a rugby player. But neither are you and I don't have to pay for sex and never will.

Who's worse off?

... While you have to make do with whatever comes along... I can afford more than that, even if we both ultimately haven't found the perfect soulfuck.
Furthermore, I don't have the miserable need to compare myself with others in order to find some comfort in a judgemental superiority concerning who is "worse off"

BTW, you criticizing others' looks without having the balls to show your face and body?

This thread is about abs and ass. Not assholes like a certain Barco that I know.

I simply don't have a recent pic, mugshot or whatever. That may seem suspicious to attention bores who flood message boards with Walmart-quality pics of themselves, but it's just so: I don't attend to JUBbernauts' demands, but I have no problem with some nice accidental tourist to steal or ask a pic of me and post it here.

As for the last part of your post, paraphrasing

I'm an ass man.

"Ich bin an ass, man", so I fit perfectly in here. And so does my ass, which is quite phat for a slimey slim Euro like me.

 

[BostonPirate]

You boys need to rent a room and fuck. All this flirting is cute.

Now who will be fucking who?

And we want ass pictures for this thread...lol

 

[belamyi]

^That's never gonna happen BostonPirate. I'm not a whore. lol



Speak for yourself. I've never had to show some coins to get some. But I'm happy you're proud of yourself. Just make sure you have plenty of money to last you the rest of your lifetime. :hugs:



No. You just have this inane failed ability to try to put others down to make yourself feel better. Or maybe it's just your way of trying to comes across as funny and witty?

Hmm...

You bet it won't happen, even in our own worse nightmares, and others' gloopier wildest dreams.





Money, money...ah! what an obsession you have, you talk like a Jane Austen spinster. Is that your last hope and fantasy, that I end up penniless and penisless?

 

[belamyi]

You boys need to rent a room and fuck. All this flirting is cute.

Now who will be fucking who?

And we want ass pictures for this thread...lol

....

 

[belamyi]

And here I thought it was gonna be a boring day.

JUdging by your JUBlife, why should it be otherwise

 

[belamyi]

Look who's talking.

But seriously, you don't know anything about my life. And I don't feel like sharing it with you. You'll just have to assume.

But I do come here to be entertained by the likes of you. Take some comfort in that.

I don't complain about how boring is my life, basically I can't, and it's precisely because I'm so damn frantic that I'm better in JUB than going out to meet same ol' stupid guys that may start liking me before they discover that I am not interested in being liked

 

[belamyi]

Frantic? Then don't you have frantic things to do?

And don't you worry, I actually like you. Like an ulcer, that is.

And for God's sakes, we've hijacked this thread enough. Let's take this shit somewhere else.

Then that's so much deeper than you would ever get in me

Get hijacked or die: that's the law of the net

 

[RonR18]

Then there is a God after all.



That's news to me.

You're a card. lol

I dare you to post a pic of your abs or ass.

Back to topic.

I dare you to post a pic of your ass.

 

[RonR18]

After you.

Your turn.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Pfft - It's just as ASS people... What's the big deal ? Here's Mine. Kiss it!

 

[Bored]

Damn you!

Is that your butt?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Damn you!

How'd I get myself caught in this mess?

SWEET! Nice ASS, Elvin!

 

[Bored]

You certainly have a nice butt.

 

[BostonPirate]

you naughty little trollops!

wall to wall ass!

I love it!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Is that one yours?

Why, YES, it IS my ass. So, can I now take your ass pic to the "What's your current Desktop pic" thread and post it there???

(just kidding!- I would never re-post your pictures!... but it COULD end up my desktop picture!)

 

[RonR18]

Yes, it is.

And I am sure someone is going to kick it soon.

I'd hit it.