Absurd Claims of "Straightness"

[springb]

good links thanks!

 

[funsicles]

I've dated 3 different bisexual men on 3 coasts, each time swearing that I would never fall into that trap again! Lol ... now I am involved with a married man living with his baby mama mistress! The 3 guys I was seriously dating invariably went back to women, and of course, only called me afterwards when wanting to get their rocks off, or 2 seriously pleading with me to come back and be in a true committed relationship with them AFTER I moved. The 3rd one, well, give it time; he's married with children, a self-proclaimed artist, published author (with 112 books sold), and more effeminate than all my sisters combined!

Every neighborhood has that flaming queen (varying in age) that claims to be straight with a fictitious girlfriend that no one sees. I've learned to respect their assertions. It took me years of denial to come to terms with my own sexuality, and it is not my place to OUT anybody before his (or her) time.

I have known a few guys that spend more time in the gym shower than working out than I do! They like their naked bodies appreciated and envied. Lol ... and despite my efforts, they remain straight! Yet, every time we shower together, and it is just he and I, somehow, he accidently gets fully aroused and spends too much time soaping his beautiful cock!

"Straight" "Gay" "Bisexual" "Polyamorous" "Assexual" are just labels for society to categorize us. We all want to be wanted, appreciated, and lusted over, lol. Even though it's not hot out, or that I am even sweating, I always find a reason to take my shirt off whenever playing basketball or volleyball ... ha ha, I have yet to pull it of while playing golf. I may not have the most defined pecs, and I certainly don't have six-pack abs, but I am of the mind frame, "If you've got it, flaunt it!"

 

[jumpup2]

Straight people seem to think bisexuality means you're gay, and gay people seem to think bisexuality means you're straight!

I'm straight and have had one experiment with a close friend. We were clothed, kissed nipples and had one deep kiss that made us bolt because we thought that might make us gay. We've only spoke of it once since and I told him that I honestly think I'm straight and it's the curious thing that excites me. Jury's still out.

 

[Ligeia]

I'm straight and have had one experiment with a close friend. We were clothed, kissed nipples and had one deep kiss that made us bolt because we thought that might make us gay. We've only spoke of it once since and I told him that I honestly think I'm straight and it's the curious thing that excites me. Jury's still out.

Thanks for sharing I can tell from my own experiences with straight guys that a lot of them have at least tried something with another guy once or twice in their lives. Just like a lot of gay guys have probably experimented with a woman at least once or twice in their lives ! Like funsicles said, "straight" or "gay" are just labels, they help keep things structured in our minds, but in reality things are much more volatile and flexible.

Sexuality is the most personal thing about someone and I really don't like how many gay people bash straight guys who have occasional sexual encounters with men. If they wanna live with a woman, have kids etc, while at the same time keeping their secret garden, it's up to them only and no one has business judging them and demanding they lock themselves in a gay stereotype !

 

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

ok - so lets throw in addiction to this equation because it is a wonderful mirror of possibilities... lets introduce a SCORCHING HOT straight meth head into the mix - not really capable of maintaining an erection to satisfy gay guys interested in his "escort" services - but learns to take a load in the mouth and/or ass to get that drug money... STRAIGHT MEN do have gay sex and even as bottoms - it happens as a LAST RESORT - there are plenty of real straight guys who will take a gay blowjob - but straight guys do not bottom unless it is LAST RESORT - and they don't derive pleasure from being used as a cumdump and it is very apparent...

 

[CbForU]

There is a guy who keeps insisting he is straight but wants me to validate him by admitting I'd suck his cock. Cause its totally not gay if I am the one doing the sucking. I notice that his desire to have his cock sucked by a guy is driven by his misogynistic dickholery. He doesn't like women and just wants someone to suck him off so he can be on his way. He feels like men are easier to deal with and to be honest I'd totally suck him off if he would just admit there is something a little gay about it.

 

[CbForU]

ok - so lets throw in addiction to this equation because it is a wonderful mirror of possibilities... lets introduce a SCORCHING HOT straight meth head into the mix - not really capable of maintaining an erection to satisfy gay guys interested in his "escort" services - but learns to take a load in the mouth and/or ass to get that drug money... STRAIGHT MEN do have gay sex and even as bottoms - it happens as a LAST RESORT - there are plenty of real straight guys who will take a gay blowjob - but straight guys do not bottom unless it is LAST RESORT - and they don't derive pleasure from being used as a cumdump and it is very apparent...

YUP - the guy I just wrote about is totally trying to get money for it. He needs to sustain his fixes.

 

[funsicles]

A straight ex-coworker of mine sent me an unsolicited video of him taking his largest of 3 dildos entitled, "Betcha wish this was you." 6 years ago, we drunkly shared kisses and blow jobs, except, he got soft when I was blowing him ... AHA! He's STRAIGHT!!! Upon receipt of this video, I told him that real cocks feel better, and to which he replied, "I'm straight."

Straight guys can and do enjoy anal play.

UGH

 

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

A straight ex-coworker of mine sent me an unsolicited video of him taking his largest of 3 dildos entitled, "Betcha wish this was you." 6 years ago, we drunkly shared kisses and blow jobs, except, he got soft when I was blowing him ... AHA! He's STRAIGHT!!! Upon receipt of this video, I told him that real cocks feel better, and to which he replied, "I'm straight."

Straight guys can and do enjoy anal play.

UGH

straight guys can and do enjoy anal play WITH WOMAN or solo - "straight" men who enjoy anal with men are BI

 

[HickYankee]

Straight people seem to think bisexuality means you're gay, and gay people seem to think bisexuality means you're straight!

Yup absolutely Hahahaha

I mean the only "straight porn" that works is bisexual actors - the holy Grail of the confused or experimenting straight guy is really just a bisexual dude - but even if the straight unicorn who does gay stuff exists he is not common and most of the porn is good for comedy or just looking at bodies screwing - trying to believe it is "real" is an excercise in self delusion.

 

[ass eater]

It happens the other way around too, some gay men claim to be totally gay but perform in straight and bi porn.

 

[funsicles]

My last live-in boyfriend who claimed to be just bi-curious, but came within minutes of me fucking him (sometimes twice). I do miss him, but I could not handle his daily drinking, drunkenness, crying jags, and/or manic euphoria. I have a son, and we do not deserve that! Not being a selfish top, I did bottom for him twice, and he always pulled out to cum all over me (as if we were in a porno). I miss the mornings that he'd wake up before me, and I'd awake to morning head.

Thankfully, after I kicked him out, he went to rehab and is now living in a very Christian-orientated halfway house. He's now working as a stock boy at a local supermarket, looking as fine as ever, if not better! He gave me a hug against quarantine rules and even kissed my neck through his face mask. Grabbed my hand to rush me over to meet his new cashier girlfriend (very pretty, of course). I don't know if this qualifies as being absurd, but he was insatiable in bed with me. Weirded me out that whenever I came in his ass, pull out, he'd immediately suck out the remainder of my cum from my sh*t-covered cock. Of course, I'd insist that we shower AND brush our teeth before I kissed him again.

Hmmm ... "straight"? Lol ... I doubt it, but I do wish him the best.

 

[sweet_taboo]

My last year in college and for a couple years afterwards I had a roommate who was ridiculous in his claim of straightness. Instead of sleeping in his own room, he ALWAYS slept in my bed with me. We talked, cuddled, kissed and of course fucked practically every night. Aside from school and work, we spent practically every moment together. He was my boyfriend, but he was in complete denial of the use of that term. For nearly three years, he absurdly claimed he was straight. He was extremely masculine, with crazy top energy, but straight he absolutely was not. The sex was great and the friendship was even better. Labels just freaked him out, so with his dick buried inside me, we just chose not to use them although I knew the truth and so did he. My roommate (aka boyfriend) was about as straight as a circle.

 

[elgordo93]

OK, we're all familiar with the porn-star claims to be straight, because the porn companies play on our internalized homophobia, and we're all supposed to want to have sex with straight guys as some sort of conquest, revenge for high school, yadda yadda. And we all know the Sean Cody models who claim(ed) that they're straight, but sure do like to be fucked in the ass.

But sometimes the claim itself, the actual words, is absurd on its face. Found a guy on Xtube whose self-description reads like this: Got that? He's straight but finds gay sex "awesome." Not "good enough if there are no girls available." Not "I just do it for the money." He finds it hot. But he's straight.

I think this is probably a symptom of bisexual erasure. He can't say he's bi because that's not a category he's even aware of.

In case you're wondering why I care, here's a still from one of his videos:

That's the top there who's "elgordo93," confusing as that is (the other guy is the chubby one). If you watch the video (here's his profile), you can see that that ass is quite shapely, and solid muscle. (Why, I reiterate my perennial cry, do tops have the best asses?) I watch his ass while he's fucking and wish I could sneak up behind him...

He does all the "I'm really straight" things we're familiar with from 80s porn: not touching his partner except with his dick (mostly), looking at something offscreen that we're meant to take for straight porn, and so on. His dick is ROCK HARD the whole time.

To be fair, his self-description section is titled "ignorance is bliss," so the whole thing may be tongue-in-cheek. He seems a little young for that kind of subtlety, pace the younger set.

What absurd claims of straightness have you seen? (Naked pictures of hot "straight" guys, especially with muscley asses, a plus but not required.)

Here is a nother video of me fucking my black bottom.
What do you think

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[cumlover91]

straight guys can and do enjoy anal play WITH WOMAN or solo - "straight" men who enjoy anal with men are BI

I had this exact discussion with someone the other day where they strongly said that they were straight even though they constantly bottom and use grindr when they aren't in a relationship with a woman. This dude has had more one night stands with other men than he has had relationships/ sex with women. Unfortunately he can't accept that he is not straight. Its really sad but its not uncommon.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

I had this exact discussion with someone the other day where they strongly said that they were straight even though they constantly bottom and use grindr when they aren't in a relationship with a woman. This dude has had more one night stands with other men than he has had relationships/ sex with women. Unfortunately he can't accept that he is not straight. Its really sad but its not uncommon.

The "clinical" term would be bisexual, heteroromantic.

If he has spent his life among straight guys and is behaving the way he does, chances are he -- way deep down, beyond rational thought -- associates "gay" with being weak and vulnerable and always at risk of getting beaten up. And he associates bi with either (a) gay and in denial, (b) likely to be rejected out of hand by many women, who are unwilling to date bisexual men, or both.

So straight is the only label he dares accept for himself.

 

[HornyHippy420]

I think most “straight” guys are at least curious. I pity the man who is too homophobic to realize his P spot is a whole new ball game!! The first time I had a dick in my mouth, I ceased to be “straight “!!

 

[HornyHippy420]

The "clinical" term would be bisexual, heteroromantic.

If he has spent his life among straight guys and is behaving the way he does, chances are he -- way deep down, beyond rational thought -- associates "gay" with being weak and vulnerable and always at risk of getting beaten up. And he associates bi with either (a) gay and in denial, (b) likely to be rejected out of hand by many women, who are unwilling to date bisexual men, or both.

So straight is the only label he dares accept for himself.

Most women I have been with are turned on by a man that goes both ways!!