Advice On Seducing A Gay Friend

[Nomenclature]

Hi u guise

I'm a 20 year old female who's secretly in love with my best gay friend. How do I get him to want to lick my pussy without ruining our friendship? I know he likes men and i'm okay with that. . .I think. . . but for some strange reason, I think he'd be interested in having sex with me.


Thanks!!!!

 

[hotb0d]

you go have a body transplant into a hot male model. DUH!

 

[Seasoned]

Honey, find a nice straight guy. Don't torture yourself. I'm generally a nice guy and because of that have picked up vibes from my straight female friends. If you push it you will lose your friendship. If you are fixated see a therapist before you get out of control. As far as pussy is concerned, most gay guys I know would prefer to think they were born Ceasarean.

 

[wirega56]

Sorry honey but it doesnt work like that but you could be brazen and tell him of your desire but please show respect and expect whatever
or just shut up and stop whatever !

 

[Croynan]

i would think that you would/should/ and better start questioning what kind of friend you are if you are willing to place such a close friend in a situation like you are suggesting.

sounds like your friendship is all about me, me, me, me, me.

eM

 

[Screwdriver4]

Hahaha, I really appreciate the people taking it seriously

 

[freefall]

Consume heroine and Xanax with some alcohol (methanol is preferred). You'll feel better in no time.

 

[Nomenclature]

Sorry honey but it doesnt work like that but you could be brazen and tell him of your desire but please show respect and expect whatever
or just shut up and stop whatever !

oh please, all he ever does is try to seduce straight guys. He's told me stories about how he sucked his best straight friend off (that's actually how he wound up in the hospital....), so I just KNOW I can make him lick my thing, too.

Why doesn't he want to go down on me? I thought sexuality was just a choice or something. This is bullshit.

 

[DigitalFudge]

Tell him you will hook him up with your really hot brother, or give him cash


Im just telling you the things that would work on me...

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

Get your gay friend drunk so you can take advantage of him. That way you get to come here and post the whole [strike]fictional[/strike] story on how you blew your drunken gay friend!

 

[Nomenclature]

Get your gay friend drunk so you can take advantage of him. That way you get to come here and post the whole [strike]fictional[/strike] story on how you blew your drunken gay friend!

Hmm, he doesn't drink because he's afraid he'll get the urge to kill again. Sorry!

Naughty, naughty Nomenclature! Don't you know that parody threads, especially parody threads of repetitive, mind-numbing, trolling subjects is highly frowned upon? And only engaged in by the lonely loser? And often not realized as parody by many respondent posters, thus paving the way for satire?

What's next? Comedy of manners? Just how far from the subtle risibility induced by watching someone get smacked with an inflated bladder are you willing to go? We have our fucking standards here. Let's keep them as low as possible! Miss Clature, indeed.

Don't talk to me like you know me.

OMFG! This one is pretty funny!

Fine! I guess i'll just have to accept that gay men don't want to nomnomnom clits, and straight men don't want to have sex with other guys.


This is worse than when I had to move out on my own and pay bills and rent. I hate you all!!!!!!!!

 

[Críostóir]

Well, I actually WAS born through C-section...

So was I. ..................

I didn't know that! That explains why someone said of you that "no man born of woman plays the piano as well as he does." At last I understand!

Now if I could only figure out that bit about Burnham Wood...

 

[Nomenclature]

I didn't know that! That explains why someone said of you that "no man born of woman plays the piano as well as he does." At last I understand!

"There are Three Kinds of Pianists: Jewish pianists, homosexual pianists and bad pianists." - Vladimir Horowitz

 

[Críostóir]

"There are Three Kinds of Pianists: Jewish pianists, homosexual pianists and bad pianists." - Vladimir Horowitz

I never knew Vlad said that! Cool.

His three groups are not mutually exclusive.

 

[Nomenclature]

Is this a joke thread?

Yes.

10affirmatives

 

[freefall]

This is worse than when I had to move out on my own and pay bills and rent. I hate you all!!!!!!!!

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

Try getting him drunk, maybe then he'll want to have sex with you.


Cause you know, like, your "true" desires will show once you're drunk, right?



So like, he'll want to eat you out like Santa eats cookies on Christmas Eve.











BTW, funniest thread ever.