Advice: precautionary steps to hiring an escort?

[fabulouslyghetto]

And I might add that for someone who rants and raves and throws hysterical paranoia fests about how everyone else but her is out having lots of sex and covered in disease... you aren't really in a position to be saying someone else has "dick on the brain 24/7."

In my experience, the ones who spend the most time pointing fingers at everyone else is usually the one who's the most obsessed with it.

This gets more pathetic with each post, all i did was remind the author to keep his health in consideration. I didnt know that would make me the bad guy. Stds exist if you have a grievance with that take it up with mother nature, i didnt create or distribute them. If urging gay men to be cautious gets you this upset i dunno how you walk into clinicto get tested s without flipping tables over and knocking computers to the ground. After all arent clinics run by homophobic self-loathers?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And honey... you're on a porn site. If people not being ashamed of having/enjoying sex is something that gets you upset...

how about you go post on the Martha Stewart forum?

Nothing in my original post to the author even HINTS at being upset, i was fine til you came along screaming and flailing your purse because the truth got your panties scrunched up.

 

[Soilwork]

This gets more pathetic with each post, all i did was remind the author to keep his health in consideration.

No... you set yourself above Escorts in a rather judgmental way and when called on it, flew into a rage and attacked me for having - gasp - more sex than you.

If you think that's acceptable to do... fine... but don't tell me you're supportive of equal rights for all gay people, even "sluts" like me.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And honey... you're on a porn site. If people not being ashamed of having/enjoying sex is something that gets you upset...

how about you go post on the Martha Stewart forum?

yes, how outrageous of a thought that having multiple partners = an increased risk of std transmission. The very notion is preposterous, it defies everything we learned in math about likelihood and probability. The way youve reacted here has me wondering if maybe i struck a nerve.

Just because you disagree with me doesnt mean the truth about my number of partners is a lie, i know the truth and since im not (nor would i ever) fucking you it really isnt worth 8 miles of ran-over donkey shit whether you believe me, but for the sake of getting that e-jab in it looks good on paper to claim im being dishonest.

 

[Soilwork]

After all arent clinics run by homophobic self-loathers?

Um... what?



OK... we're done here.

It's been fun but the new Francois Sagat movie is out in Titan and trust me... it was a lot more than pointing a camera at people having sex. I was able to do things on that movie I haven't done since film school... shooting under water, shooting in rain storms, stop action footage, green screens, body doubles, crane shots... it was one of the best experiences of my life.

Yes. Life. I have one.

I suggest you maybe try to get one of your own.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No... you set yourself above Escorts in a rather judgmental way and when called on it, flew into a rage and attacked me for having - gasp - more sex than you.

If you think that's acceptable to do... fine... but don't tell me you're supportive of equal rights for all gay people, even "sluts" like me.

Attack? The only way i would attack you is if its in the boxing ring, theres a door-fee and proceeds go to a shelter for homeless gay youth. All i did was call you on your ego and hyper-sensitivity which for a self-absorbed self-o-maniac like you is more of a moral offense than raping a bus full of nuns.

I apologize for urging the author to excercise sexual retraint, lets just all fuck each other non-stop until aids kills nearly each and every one of us, leaving only a few syphillis-, gonorrhea-, hpv- and chlamydia-infected survivors.

For the sake of jasuns paper-thin feelings lets just deny that sexually transmitted diseases exist at all.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Um... what?



OK... we're done here.

It's been fun but the new Francois Sagat movie is out in Titan and trust me... it was a lot more than pointing a camera at people having sex. I was able to do things on that movie I haven't done since film school... shooting under water, shooting in rain storms, stop action footage, green screens, body doubles, crane shots... it was one of the best experiences of my life.

Yes. Life. I have one.

I suggest you maybe try to get one of your own.

you have 22000 posts on a web forum and you talkin about get a life? Gurl please.

 

[Soilwork]

yes, how outrageous of a thought that having multiple partners = an increased risk of std transmission.

OK... just one more.

Where did you get the idea that escorts have more sex than the average gay man?

There are plenty of gay men who aren't escorts who have a lot more sex (a lot of it unprotected) than the escort who works a week out of the month and spends most of his or her time actually spending time with their clients and not having sex (which when they have it is ALWAYS protected and they test themselves regularly and get treated for anything before taking on a new client).

Some of my escort friends say they have spent whole months with their clients and only gave one blow job and the rest of the time they were a traveling companion and dinner date.

So your whole theory is kinda shot there, isn't it?

 

[Soilwork]

you have 22000 posts on a web forum and you talkin about get a life? Gurl please.

um yeah... in the 7 years I've been a member here and it might be fun to point out that about 1,000 of those were made today slam-dunking you and Jay Queer.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OK... just one more.

Where did you get the idea that escorts have more sex than the average gay man?

There are plenty of gay men who aren't escorts who have a lot more sex (a lot of it unprotected) than the escort who works a week out of the month and spends most of his or her time actually spending time with their clients and not having sex (which when they have it is ALWAYS protected and they test themselves regularly and get treated for anything before taking on a new client).

Some of my escort friends say they have spent whole months with their clients and only gave one blow job and the rest of the time they were a traveling companion and dinner date.

You REALLY expect us to believe that? Gurl boom.

 

[Soilwork]

you have 22000 posts on a web forum and you talkin about get a life? Gurl please.

and you do know that you've been here for less than 2 years and have over 6000?

Which means you actually have a higher post rate than me?

oh dear... oh dear...

 

[Soilwork]

You REALLY expect us to believe that? Gurl boom.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I know more escorts than you.

Not because of my job, but because I can't imagine with your personality, anyone wanting to get to know you.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Someone tell me this episode has a purpose.

I'm amazed at the fact that out of all the people on this site I'd expect to go to war, it's you two.

 

[Telstra]

In your case?

Run like hell.

LOL, forget the other threads and concentrate on this thread

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

um yeah... in the 7 years I've been a member here and it might be fun to point out that about 1,000 of those were made today slam-dunking you and Jay Queer.

Slam dunk? Your ego needs to be studied in a lab, its ability to create alternative universes and manipulate events is unparalleled.

I never wouldve imagined that telling someone to keep their health in mind was a BAD thing, my advice wouldve been the same if he was talking about hooking up with a guy he met at the bar or a classmate in political science 101, the escort aspect of this is irrelevant, you just saw a chance to beat on your chest like a big angry ape, nothing new.

You do know where SEXUALLY transmitted diseases come from, correct? From SEX. Duh! So any time you engage in sex theres a risk, there are millions of americans who can testify to that. Stds arent some imaginary prudish boogeyman, theyre real. Ask a doctor gurl.

 

[JayHawk]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Someone tell me this episode has a purpose.

I'm amazed at the fact that out of all the people on this site I'd expect to go to war, it's you two.

I snatch her wig all the time so she has a vendetta against me. Nothing rips an ego-maniacs nylons like constantly being wrong. In this case she had to reach and stretch the truth to turn "be safe" into some raging anti-gay rant so she can sashay in and give me the business, once again proving herself Superqueen with an S on her chest.

 

[Soilwork]

I never wouldve imagined that telling someone to keep their health in mind was a BAD thing,

It wouldn't be.

But you had to tack on a "those people are beneath me and they get the bad person's diseases."

Or words to that effect.

Keep this going... I'm having more fun than I've had since I had all those rotten eggs to throw at mormon school kids.

 

[Soilwork]

I snatch her wig all the time so she has a vendetta against me. Nothing rips an ego-maniacs nylons like constantly being wrong.

Oh.

Please.

Honey... you have made a total ass of yourself in this thread and you know it. Everyone knows it.

I just helped you turn up the volume.

Nobody has a "vendetta" against you and you have never once "snatched" my "wig." You just make an ass of yourself. Often.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh.

Please.

Honey... you have made a total ass of yourself in this thread and you know it. Everyone knows it.

I just helped you turn up the volume.

Nobody has a "vendetta" against you and you have never once "snatched" my "wig." You just make an ass of yourself. Often.

Ummmm i was talkin to moufofkaos.