Advice?

[HornyazHELL]

Ok, first of all, i'm still in the closet to all of my friends and family. And i have this crush on this one guy. And he is straight. But i want to know if you guys thought i would have a chance.

I don't hang out with him or anything.. i just know him through my other friend. And he goes over to his house when i'm over sometimes. I don't really know how to get close to him, because there is always people with him..

I would love to do stuff with him for just one night. If i tell him, he might reject me right there and then go tell everybody. Which i do NOT want.. at least right now..

I know that any straight guy will brake.. if you just know how to sell it lol

And advice guys?

 

[G-Lexington]

In porn films, straight guys will (literally) bend over backwards for gays. Say the right words, offer the right things, and their pants are around their ankles.

Life isn't a porn film.
The VAST majority of straight guys have no interest in having sex with gay guys. This is the very definition of "straight". Sure, a few might be willing to give it a go, out of curiosity or to "help a friend out". But they're in the distinct minority. The odds that your friend is one of them is, to say the least, remote.

My advice? Find someone gay who actually wants to be with another guy, who will make your first time memorable and enjoyable.

...or, ignore all the above, and I'll send newboy in to tell you how you can get any straight guy into your bed within a month.

Lex

 

[josher]

If you want to stay in the closet, telling a straight guy you want to have sex with him wouldn't be too bright.

One: He might get furious and hurt you.

And/or

Two: He's almost certain to tell everyone what you said.

 

[mascbiguy]

straight guys dont mess around with guys
"str8" aka bi guys, who dont want that label, will mess around with a guy

no straight guy would let a guy blow him or do anything with another guy.

asking him, or hitting on him or flirting with him will blow your "cover".

 

[Eagle653]

Unfortunately, your chances are nil.

It's really not true that "any straight guy will break." That seems to be a huge gay man's fantasy, for some reason. Straight guys don't do guys, and propositioning them can lead to all sorts of reactions from polite rejection to worse. But, propositioning him essentially outs yourself to him--all for naught.

Sorry I couldn't be more optimistic about this, but there are too many deal-killers stacked against you, I'm afraid.

 

[HornyazHELL]

No i'm glad you all replied.. it does help...
I guess the sad truth is that the truth hurts


I guess the only way it would happen is if he gets really drunk and i'm just there.. lol

Thanks guys

 

[HornyazHELL]

Or, maybe i don't know him good enough and he is secretly Bi.. lol but miracles almost never happen..

Oh well...

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>I guess the only way it would happen is if he gets really drunk and i'm just there..

Even then, your chances are pretty lousy. If he's so drunk that you can take advantage of him, he's probably so drunk he can't perform. And you can probably kiss that friendship (and your closeted status) goodbye once the alcohol wears off.

Lex