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jamie_01930

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how do you wipe up.
lift a cheek
go under your balls directly to the source
stand up and wipe away
etc
 
LOL!!!

Poop threads are the best for a laugh. Ok here goes.

I'ma cheek lifter, the right one since I'm right handed. I sort of fold and wad the paper. I wipe away till clean and then finish with a wet Cottonelle wipe to make sure I'm all the way clean.

Then I hide in my room, fearing God's wrath, cause we all know pooping is evil.
 
I think it is only right that I throw my two cents in
I used to lift a cheek but that wasn't always good , then on occassions stand up and get the rest of it.
But now it is under the balls and right to the hole
 
jamie_01930 said:
how do you wipe up.
lift a cheek
go under your balls directly to the source
stand up and wipe away
etc
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"Overshare"

Etymology: over- +‎ share

Verb: to overshare (third-person singular simple present overshares, present participle oversharing, simple past and past participle overshared)

"To offer inappropriate disclosure concerning one's personal life to others."
 
Under the balls????? Meaning from the front? That seems kind of impossible. I couldn't get a hand through the front of the toilet to get back there.

I clean with my Kohler C3 toilet seat (it uses a gentle stream of warm water to clean the anal area and then dries with hot air). I then stand to dry with toilet paper. And I always wipe by reaching behind myself, wiping from the anus up.
 
jamie_01930 said:
I think it is only right that I throw my two cents in
I used to lift a cheek but that wasn't always good , then on occassions stand up and get the rest of it.
But now it is under the balls and right to the hole
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like anyone cares about how you wipe your ass......
 
I will admit it was a bad thread, just thought some people would add some humor to it

hopefully it will be an early death
 
^^^Just a few hours. Talkintotherain made a thread (that is now in the Fetish and Kinks forum) about scat. Jamie, I would not worry about this thread dying an early death; it will probably get a bunch of responses. Seriously.
 
why wipe?

squishy feeling is nice .. and when it itches later, scratching feels good ...

and then you can smell your fingers .....
 
ROFL @ comfort wipe
well since my horrific auto accident my wiping format of my whole life as i knew it, Changed, now i just wipe any way that is not painful.
 
I spread my cheeks before I sit down and hold them that way. Then I let the seat keep them naturally spread while I take a dump. This has the advantage of mostly keeping excrement off of the insides of my cheeks so it's easier to wipe.

When I'm "done" I first read under my nuts and wipe that way until I'm satisfied that I got most of it. I then stand up and wipe a second time from behind.

This method works a lot better if you keep your ass hairs shaved but I confess to not having done that for years.
 
I don't wipe my ass i just lift up my shorts and Go
 
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