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Alabama Boys - NO SEX TOYS FOR YOU!

its kind of like the same way gun manufacturers got around laws in california. the law banned the production and sale of 50 caliber rifles (an overly powerful weapon) so you know what the manufactures did? they just made and sold some 51 and 52 calibur guns....LOL...and problem solved.

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Please tell me you're joking. (something tells me you're not)
 


Proof of the complete lack of a sense of humour in Alabama

Oh my gosh...they call themselves hicks...and they are proud of it and protect it...no way...that is too weird.

Do you think that got actors to do that or do you think that really happened?

And if that is real....why should they be aloud to vote? ;)
 
It's from Top Gear. Bloody fantastic show if I may say so.

I'm rather sure it's real. I'll have to find the episode for sure.

What a sad view into our country. I mean really. Throwing rocks. Hmm, sounds like Afghanistan. But then again, the weather's similar. As it seems also the mentality.

And yes, had they been caught I have no doubts someone may have been seriously injured.

Civilised country... my ass.
Oh we just had to win the Civil War didn't we. We just had to have a united country didn't we? Rubbish!
Can we just let the south be, break apart and form another country... PLEASE?
 
The law is nothing new, as far as I know its been around for a while. I am very suprised that the right to privacy covers the sale of condoms but not the sale of sex toys as the court has interpreted the 14th ammendment (I believe thats where you find the right to privacy if I recall correctly).

The real problem in Alabama is our state constitution. I believe its the second longest constitution in the world behind India's and has tons of problems in regards to political theory. There is a growing push to write a new constitution, which we desperately need. However, I can easily see such a law being passed again.
 
"And The Lord said to Moses ... He who blasphemes the Name of NASCAR be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him; the sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death." (Leviticus 6:6,6)

"If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son, or your daughter, or the wife of your bosom, or your friend who is as your own soul, entices you secretly, saying, 'Let us go and serve the Democrats ... You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from The President our BUSH, who brought you out of the land of Freedom, into the house of bondage." (Deuteronomy 9:11)
 
Once again, Big Brother is stepping in to where they do NOT belong!

People have a right to sex toys if they want in the privacy of their bedroom and should NOT be jailed for that!

Now, if these people are trying to sell to individuals in open market these sex toys, then the state does have a right to limit/prohibit the sale to "others"...but for personal use, they should NOT bother you, in my opinion and I hope the courts stay OUT of the bedrooms!(*8*) (*8*) :kiss: :kiss:
 
Better use up the batteries in 'dem vibrators boys!

Meh. Just stick 'em back in the remote you never use where you got them from in the first place.


Seriously, this is bullshit. It makes me so damn mad!! If someone wants to use a 24 inch double ended Dildo while sucking dick, then they should be able to! :grrr:
 
I hate to say anything poitical -- since last time I posted on CE&P someone was REALLY mean to me...

But...

Doesn't it seem like the U.S. has been REGRESSING...

Ever since Bush won the presidency???

Yes. It has undoubtedly regressed during dubya's administration. But, truthfully, it all began with Reagan. Before RR, Republicans really were for limited gov't and fiscal responsibility. They were conservative by the original definition and were often called "Goldwater Republicans" - after Sen. Barry Goldwater from AZ.

When the Reagan revolution happened, Goldwater spoke out against the intrusion of the religious right and the rise of "big church" and televangelism. He thought "church and gov't should stay the hell outta each other's business" and said that people like Jerry Falwell should be "kicked in the ass." (He was well known for being outspoken). Sounds pretty radical by today's standards, huh? He also publicly stated that he supported allowing gays in the military. Can you imagine a republican politician saying that today??

In the interest of full disclosure, Goldwater's grandson (Ty Goldwater) is gay - which probably helped him be more open-minded. He also retired in 1986 and was the last voice of reason on this subject in his party. Clinton lost Congress (1994) so fast he didn't/couldn't/wouldn't do anything to reverse the damage.

Incidentally, the recently departed President Ford felt the very same way as Goldwater. The big difference is that Ford wouldn't say it to the nation. He instead had his interviews on the subject sealed until his death. It is only now that we know it - which is a shame. BTW, Ford's son (Steven) is also gay. What if more Goldwaters and Fords had spoken out in the early days of what has become such an ugly, hate-filled platform?
 
alabama is a fucking degenerate shithole. compare it to massachusetts in divorce rates and obesity rates as well as income and iq and you'll see plainly how stupid people who support bush are

****SINCE I AM FROM ALABAMA AND PROUD OF THE FACT THAT I AM...I FOR ONE WANTED TO POINT OUT A FEW THINGS

every state has f**ked up laws and screwed up people living within it boundries, for example:

(the following are crazy laws from Massachusetts)

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Massachusetts

• A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
• Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.
• Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
• All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
• At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
• Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except o Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common. No one may take a bath without a prescription. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
• Bullets may not be used as currency.
• Burlington: You may not walk around with a "drink".
• Cambridge: It is illegal to shake carpets in the street, or to throw orange peels on the sidewalk. It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday.
• Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
• Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• Hingham: You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Only white lights may be visible. If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.
• Hopkinton: Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.
• Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
• Holyoke, Massachusetts, makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining.
• In 1659 the state of Massachusetts outlawed Christmas.
• In Boston it's illegal to post an advertisement on a public urinal. It's also against the law to hang a vending machine on a utility pole.
• In Boston, it's illegal to cut firewood in the street, or shoot a bow and arrow in the street.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]• In Boston it's against the law to keep manure in a building unless the building is being used as a stable. If it is, you can keep up to two cords of manure. If [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]you're overstocked, you need a permit to move the stuff. And you can't leave it in the street.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]• In Boston, Massachusetts it is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician.
• In Massachusetts, it is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday, regardless of emergencies.
• In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.
• In Massachusetts, if you get caught eating peanuts in church , you can be jailed for up to one year.
• In Salem, Massachesetts sleeping in the nude in a rented room is forbidden, even for married couples.
• It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
• It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
• It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.
• It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost.
• It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.
• It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine
• It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building.
• It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road.
• It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits.
• It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• Longmeadow: It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
• Marlboro: It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. Silly string is illegal in the city limits. One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
• Massachusetts law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.
• Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.
• Milford: Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
• Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
• Newton: All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.
• No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
• North Andover: An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
• Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
• Public boxing matches are outlawed.
• Quakers and witches are banned.
• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
• Southbridge, Massachusetts, makes it illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p.m. in the streets.
• Tattooing and body piercing is illegal.
• Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
• There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
• Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
• Under an old law in Marblehead, Mass., it was illegal to cross the street on Sunday, unless absolutely necessary.
• Woburn: In bars, it is illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand.
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
• You may not curse inside the city limits.
• You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour.
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The above was obtained from Crazylaws.com
 
Oh, ok, and I can' t wait for the next headline:

SOUTHERN JUDGE ARRESTED FOR USING PENIS PUMP

Oh yeah, that already happened.
 
I can't wait for all these judges and legislators to get caught with pumps, dildos and the rest of the sex toys. SHow me someone who's concrened with other people's sex lives and I'll show you someone with something to hide
 
Well, it's the South. 'nuff said.

So we are to take it that northerners and midwesterners don't have nutball people and nutball laws? I'm not buying that...[-X

While it's true that we seem to have lots of wackbags here in the South, the rest of the nation has its share as well..
 
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