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Congratulations! Welcum to the club! No doubt youâll be using it a lot. Donât be surprised if your family and friends begin saying âwhere have you been? We havenât heard from you in ages!â.I just got mine delivered today and holy shitlove it
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probably used it 5-7 times since itâs pretty awesome
Try setting it up so you can lie back and watch porn while using it, that will really blow you away. And if you know youâre going to have a bad day at work, or some other stress, set your alarm clock half an hour earlier than usual so you can let the machine just fuck all the worry or stress out of you, youâll be MUCH happier all day, especially since you know you can get the worry or stress fucked out of you when you get homeâŚ.and one more time before going to bed. I think if all men had fucking machines the world would be a much happier place. Imagine how different things wouldâve been if Hitler had owned one he couldâve used several times a day.lol
