Attention All of you turn off the computer!

[Vannie]

Hey, I took down some curtains and washed them.

I did that as well

Does going out to the yard & weeding count?

No...go clean the house

I'm getting bids on lawn service---and power washing the deck and staining it---so I've been busy lol
I want to use my Weber grill for the first time and found a nest of baby mice in it!!
Vannie please come over and clean it for me!!! I'll give you $50 and a hand job

Yum mice kabobs and handjobs

 

[Cormac135]

Oh, but I am no bully. And trust me, you couldn't handle my anger. Braver, stronger men have thought as you. Just ask the last guy who tried..... He wanted to rape and murder my partner just to get me angry........ ask him how that went.

Hilarious nonsense you come out with Willie

 

[Kyanimal]

Yum mice kabobs and handjobs

See? No mention of money at all!

 

[Willie Boy]

Hilarious nonsense you come out with Willie

Scoff all you will. Just remember, the fool scoffs at what he doesn't know.

 

[FPNY]

Only on the JUB could a perfectly fine, fun, no harm thread turn into an arguement....

 

[zombiekiller]

That's not really the "in" thing anymore. It's not eco-friendly. Causes stream, river and lake pollution, algae bloom, extra mowing, extra watering in summer, extra cost to municipalities for waste water.

Yeah, but I got the greenest and thickest lawn on the street.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Yeah, but I got the greenest and thickest lawn on the street.

Just the street? You should see the VanBuren's lawn across town.

 

[zombiekiller]

Only on the JUB could a perfectly fine, fun, no harm thread turn into an arguement....

Haha I can't see willy's posts, but seeing people's reactions here I'm guessing he's stirring up poop again? Don't know why not more people have him on the I list.

 

[peeonme]

An alarmed man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, doctor, you must help me. My penis has turned orange"
The Doctor says "orange you say? Undress and let me examine it". After looking at the man's penis and discovering that
it was indeed orange, he told the man he had a couple questions for him.
Doctor: Do you have the internet at your house?
Man; Uh, sure, but why.....?
Doctor: Do you watch internet porn?
Man: (obviously flustered and stumbling) Well, um, maybe, but what does that have to do with my penis turning orange?
Doctor: Simple. Stop eating cheetos while watching porn.

I eat carrots ,they come in handy...

 

[72-Jay]

Does going out to the yard & weeding count?

No...go clean the house

I was just gonna say 'no'
... but will instead go with: maybe if it Snows this weekend.
(or maybe I'll finish off with a small ceiling & wall repair instead)

 

[Vannie]

I was just gonna say 'no'
... but will instead go with: maybe if it Snows this weekend.
(or maybe I'll finish off with a small ceiling & wall repair instead)

How dare you Its so beautiful crisp and cool,I spent some time outside this morning pulling a few weeds and cleaning the patio a bit.More enjoyable working outside.Have fun.

 

[FPNY]

blech.....i hate working outside....i bring people in for that...

 

[zombiekiller]

True story. I work today (Saturday). And it's raining outside like a mofo. I ain't going out there in the rain. Im sitting my ass in the office.

 

[Vannie]

i bring people in for that...

Oh yea? My poolboy is giving me a massage before he cleans the pool.And my gardener
is planting flowers around the guesthouse.And my butler is waxing the Rolls and the
Lamborghini.And my personal Chef is preparing Lobster Thermidor for dinner.So there...

 

[rareboy]

How dare you Its so beautiful crisp and cool,I spent some time outside this morning pulling a few weeds and cleaning the patio a bit.More enjoyable working outside.Have fun.

Well I just have come in after pruning 9 apple trees and raking up the falls....after mowing about 5 acres of lawn and clearing a new lane to the tree plantings.

So Move over....this guy wants a rub and tug from your pool boy.

 

[Natello4]

As RareBoy would say: 'All of you turn off the computer and plant a tree, you lazy asses!'

Happy weekend, everybody.

 

[Rubber Rat]

And get busy with some spring cleaning!

Good Lawd! I need to do it.....but having too much fun slinging back beers, listening to some rock n roll and looking at porn after working 55 hours this week. Maybe tomorrow.....

 

[72-Jay]

I was just gonna say 'no'
... but will instead go with: maybe if it Snows this weekend.
(or maybe I'll finish off with a small ceiling & wall repair instead)

How dare you Its so beautiful crisp and cool,I spent some time outside this morning pulling a few weeds and cleaning the patio a bit.More enjoyable working outside.Have fun.

I did wake up this morning to everything outside being covered with a layer of white (most of which melted by the end of the day)
Ended up doing a bit of cleaning..inside

blech.....i hate working outside....i bring people in for that...

I'd never pay anyone to do yardwork...but I like being outside..

As RareBoy would say: 'All of you turn off the computer and plant a tree, you lazy asses!'

No!
There's too many trees in the yard as is

 

[tarallucci]

I actually did weeks ago already during that streak of hot days, but now it's raining again. Aside from the regular chores, sweeping the floor, dusting, changing the bedding etc, I moved the wood somewhere else as we're no longer using the fireplace and put away most of the winter clothes to make room for the summer ones.

 

[Vannie]

Well I just have come in after pruning 9 apple trees and raking up the falls....after mowing about 5 acres of lawn and clearing a new lane to the tree plantings.

So Move over....this guy wants a rub and tug from your pool boy.

I'm envious that you have land to play on.Massages/rub downs are just the greatest way to relax,mind body
and soul.Both,giving one or receiving.I could massage my Honey all day.

Happy soggy weekend, everybody.

Fixed that for you.Enjoy the rest of the weeked Nate

Good Lawd! I need to do it.....but having too much fun slinging back beers, listening to some rock n roll and looking at porn after working 55 hours this week. Maybe tomorrow.....

Great way to unwind.Have fun guys