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I know you want your nose/tongue in there
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You'd enjoy this one in so many ways
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You'd enjoy this one in so many ways
Here are some of my foot-long turds. They came out nice and slow, which felt sooo good. As you can tell from the pics, I dump into a pail. That way I can save my turds for fun, or take them around to any part of the house. I like to stink up the place as much as possible.
Sometimes I stick my bare feet in the pail and squish the turds between my toes and smear them all over my feet. Sometimes I put the turds on a chair then sit down, wiggling around to get my ass all smeared up. Other times I smear myself all over. Taking a shit and the fun that comes after that is one of the highlights of my day.
I'll upload some smearing pics when I get a chance.
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So here is my report on my session last night:
Last night around dinner time (yummmm, I was hungry!) my friend and I went to the place where we usually play. It's kinda a conference room, no bed, just table,chairs, and carpeted floor. But that's OK. The austere furnishings kinda fit with our rimmng and ass fetish.
He'd agreed not to have an "accident" until I had had a good chance to sniff and lick his delicious pits, balls, and ass. As usual he had worked out at his gym that afternoon and hadn't showered. What makes him so hot is that he doesn't shower often and rarely changes his whities until they are filthy.
So you can imagine how he smelled as he undressed. As he took of his top, I got a whiff of pit scent that drew my mouth to his armpit hair like a magnet. It was sweaty, salty, and very pit smelling. First the left pit until I had licked it clean, then the right pit. All the time my hands were massaging his bubble cheeks and his cock, feeling it getting really hard.
Theh I had him take off his pants and his Hanes briefs. He warned me that he hadn't wiped when he last went. He knelt on the carpet, rested his head on his folded arms, raised his sweet, round ass up in the air and said, "It's all yours. I hope you enjoy the smell." I parted his cheeks. I didn't have to part them very far before I saw what he meant. The whole crack was smeared with brown, so you could hardly see the lighter tan of his hole or the pink of its opening. It was dirty and it smelled!
"Lick me clean," he said. So I tackled the job, enjoying the staleish stink of his crack and the taste of his dried poop bits that clung stubbornly to his skin and to the few hairs around his hole. It took a lot of tongue action to clean him up, because it had all dried to his skin. But I manned up to the job and gradually did it, revealing the normal tan circle of skin around his tight pink hole. Then I pulled his cheeks way apart to open his hole, which I tongued out as deep as I could until he said my pulling his cheeks had started to hurt.
After enjoying the scent and taste of his shaved balls, I told him to put his Hanes back on and shit them for me. He tried shitting while on the floor in the head-down, ass-up position, but he could do it. So I had him sit on a chair while he tried. After a bit of straining, he said, "Feel under there. It's out and warm." I did, and there was a warm, soft, medium-size lump in his Hanes. I took a finger and pushed the Hanes lump up into his ass crack. Then I took off the Hanes and had him get back on the floor, so I could try my first experience at scat eating. He smelled strong but prett much as expected. It was a pretty firm dump and it took a lot of licking, tugging, and chewing to get it all down. But I did it! Very tasty, once I got used to the strong smell and the bitter-tasting undertones.
It took a while to clean him up and I coudn't get him completely clean, because my mouth was dry. Piece of advice to first time eaters: have a bottle of water ready to keep your tongue wet. You will need it for good cleaning.
Then we sucked each other off, dressed, and said goodbye. This morning he emailed me: "hey! so how was the dirty ass last night? i think you liked it" You can guess what my answer was.
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these straight guys having fun didn't wash too well i bet
does anyone know what happend to the mybrownhanky site?
I've seen that football dude...fuck I'd do anything to yank those down and stick my nose in his butthole
I'm loving this thread and the dirty butthole lovers all of you are, so here's another for your sniffing, j/o pleasure:
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