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So far Pink and Kelly Clarkson SUH-LAYED a duet even though I don't really like that song "Everybody Hurts."
For some reason Selena Gomez performed, not sure why cuz she can't sing or dance all she really does is pout her lips and make suggestive poses, and it's creepy cuz she looks like an 8 year old girl in the face but I guess all the former Disney stars grow up to be tramps.
Some Jonas brother performed, who cares?
Ciara was in attendance, not sure why, she hasn't had a hit since 2006, now she's only famous for making creepy sexually suggestive instagram videos with her cornball ass footballer husband Russel Wilson (oddly, he's a self-described Christian so you'd think talking about their sex life on social media would be... nevermind I'm not even gonna go there).
The biggest disappointment of the night was Chriscreama Shriekalera obliterating a Whitney tribute. I dunno why these award shows act like she's the only big voice in the industry, lots of people could've done a Whitney tribute. As usual she shouted and riffed her way through a medley STILL thinking that adding 9,000 riffs and growls = soul singing. And of course people ate it up cuz they don't really understand soul music. Her technique is so terrible she's done more wear-n-tear on her voice in 20 years than Aretha Franklin did in 40. Her tone is muuuuch deeper like she's been singing for half a century. Hopefully she blows a vocal chord or something and won't be asked to bomb any more Whitney songs.
I'm anxiously awaiting Pink's second performance she's supposed to be hanging off the side of a building 30 floors up so you know it's gonna be big and make all the other garbage performers realize just how little their talents are.
For some reason Selena Gomez performed, not sure why cuz she can't sing or dance all she really does is pout her lips and make suggestive poses, and it's creepy cuz she looks like an 8 year old girl in the face but I guess all the former Disney stars grow up to be tramps.
Some Jonas brother performed, who cares?
Ciara was in attendance, not sure why, she hasn't had a hit since 2006, now she's only famous for making creepy sexually suggestive instagram videos with her cornball ass footballer husband Russel Wilson (oddly, he's a self-described Christian so you'd think talking about their sex life on social media would be... nevermind I'm not even gonna go there).
The biggest disappointment of the night was Chriscreama Shriekalera obliterating a Whitney tribute. I dunno why these award shows act like she's the only big voice in the industry, lots of people could've done a Whitney tribute. As usual she shouted and riffed her way through a medley STILL thinking that adding 9,000 riffs and growls = soul singing. And of course people ate it up cuz they don't really understand soul music. Her technique is so terrible she's done more wear-n-tear on her voice in 20 years than Aretha Franklin did in 40. Her tone is muuuuch deeper like she's been singing for half a century. Hopefully she blows a vocal chord or something and won't be asked to bomb any more Whitney songs.
I'm anxiously awaiting Pink's second performance she's supposed to be hanging off the side of a building 30 floors up so you know it's gonna be big and make all the other garbage performers realize just how little their talents are.


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