NOT TRUE! Canadian penis is awesome! Been there, done that (in my pre-Dave days). Canadian cock rocks!
Sir Ron's top 5 arguments for going to Canada......
5. The beer is better up there!
4. Most of the cities are cleaner than here....
3. The Canadian people are welcoming and accepting!
2. Their money is much prettier than ours! (and now worth almost as much!)
and the number one reason......think of all the sexy Jubbers up there! There are several whom I absolutely adore (including one TO expatriate who's now in LA), and they know who they are!