Q. What's blue and creamy?
A. Smurf cum!

A. Smurf cum!

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What the fuck is a smurf?
Sounds like some bad Scandinavian low budget cartoon featuring small anthropomorphic-like creatures which are blue in colour inhabiting a fantasical forest-type dwelling!
I just hope there's more than one "Smurfette" in the village!
Get it right will you? The Smurfs are (were if you wish) a (French-) Belgian invention!
Halloween's over, hun.boo??????????
Slag off the French all you like - but the Belgians created Stella Artois!
At least they did one thing useful one time!
