....Anal Masterbating!!

[Duhale]

Does anybody have any thing i can use around the house, i hate my fingers because they dont go all that deep and it gets quite uncomfortable to try to shove them down there..! Suggestions Anyone?!??!?

 

[KennyD]

Why not just go to an adult store in your area OR Online and buy yourself a TOY that is designed / made for that particular activity ? They start at $10.00 and go UP ....

 

[iluvzac]

one time i saw a picture of a guy using a carrot, i tried it and it felt great

 

[buttlover20]

one time i saw a picture of a guy using a carrot, i tried it and it felt great

Same here. Carrots feel good, I got a couple of pics in my thread if anyone's interested.

 

[chrisdobro]

Bananas. Avoid shampoo bottles with caps. I had a cap get stuck once in me and it was 5 minutes of sheer terror and going through some pain (both literal and figurative) to get it out.

Backs of some shampoo bottles are awesome though. Try tall biolage shampoo.

Around the house available now ? Nothing really at mine... I used bananas for a long time but now I prefer dildoes. Bigger, sturdier, less squishy. Though can't eat them after.

 

[Christopher123]

Bananas. Avoid shampoo bottles with caps. I had a cap get stuck once in me and it was 5 minutes of sheer terror and going through some pain (both literal and figurative) to get it out.

Backs of some shampoo bottles are awesome though. Try tall biolage shampoo.

Around the house available now ? Nothing really at mine... I used bananas for a long time but now I prefer dildoes. Bigger, sturdier, less squishy. Though can't eat them after.

Bananas?

Exactly how does one get something as mushy (even when unripe) as a banana into their bum?

 

[jaydeec]

Could maybe try a hotdog. They come in all kinds of sizes and you can even warm them up a little

 

[chrisdobro]

Bananas?

Exactly how does one get something as mushy (even when unripe) as a banana into their bum?

he he .. I have videos...
Well, it goes like this .. bananas are usually ripe but firm.
you lube up the banana. I usually used saliva, relax sufficiently and slowly insert it there. I think it goes in about half and then it starts breaking or getting mushy. I still insert it all the way in. One time I did it with 3 bananas. That was harder, but you just keep pushing. They didn't go as deep as they did wide, but it was fun.

 

[Christopher123]

he he .. I have videos...
Well, it goes like this .. bananas are usually ripe but firm.
you lube up the banana. I usually used saliva, relax sufficiently and slowly insert it there. I think it goes in about half and then it starts breaking or getting mushy. I still insert it all the way in. One time I did it with 3 bananas. That was harder, but you just keep pushing. They didn't go as deep as they did wide, but it was fun.

Hmmmmmmm... that's kinda hot, lol.

However, to answer the original question, I like vibrators. But not those big huge things that are larger than most 'normal' penises. The one I have is really cool. It's only about 4-5 inches long and not thick. It feels fleshy and it's one of those "G-Spot" vibes that's curved at the tip.

It's really awesome for hitting the prostate and makes for some mind-blowing orgasms. Just search around adults sites and other places for sex toys.

 

[Duhale]

ok wow guys thanks for all the tips, the only down side to this is i JUST turned 18 and the rentals dono im gay and i cant exactly have a Dildo hidden away

for awhile i used the backend of a hair brush but quite bored with it when it became unpleasureable!

 

[chrisdobro]

oh yeah I peel the bananas first. Unpeeled bananas are kinda rough. I didn't like those.

Btw, you can still insert 1,2,3 or more fingers up your ass. A toy that's always with you ! This kind of play goes more wide than deep, if that matters to you.

 

[Brer Fox]

I started masturbating anally before I even knew what my penis was for, I am a born bottom. I still remember the night I first experimented I just got this random epiphany and thought 'stuff comes out of there, but I wonder what it is like when something goes up?' then I snuck off to my room and a few minutes later I had a finger up there and never went back.

Needless to say before the real article became available for use I attempted almost every phallic household object out there. Handles of everything, all sorts of bottles... I still use one ever once in a while even though I do not masturbate anally but maybe a few times a year, I save the experience for the real thing. What I have found works real well are, like mentioned, bananas, and Proactiv bottles from when I tried the stuff as a teenager. They are pretty much as accommodating as you are going to get from something that is not explicitly a sex toy. But unless you've got some... I don't know.

But bananas are the best. They do not last long, as they quickly turn to mush once your body heat gets at it, and obviously cannot withstand anything strenuous, but they have the benefit of being pretty close to a cock since they have a little give and a nice curve.

Nothing beats a good Dildo though, I'm sure. If you are going to have a lot of self-poking in your future, I would probably invest in one. There is no shame in it, and I am sure you can find a way to hide it, just get creative. But if I were you, I'd circumvent the toys and go take my young virile self and get laid, but I'm not.

 

[chrisdobro]

It's funny. There is a gay store me and my partner went to a few times. Every time we get a Dildo there the guy goes "Come here, virgin !! " Then he unlocks the Dildo window case and gets it out. mmmm.

Ya, dildoes are the best. They are flexible, long and hard. Occasionally I've used wider shampoo bottles for extra fun.

 

[rahem101]

"Anal Masterbating" ? Eww. I'd hate to see what that cum shot looks like.

 

[Brer Fox]

Different guys have different sensations anally. I have talked with a few who do not feel anything at all, it is simply how you're wired. It works in other areas, too... for example I do not think my penis is the most sensitive out there, as I'm one of those guys that can't get off from oral unless it's done masterfully, and the times I've tried topping I found I'd actually have to fake my orgasms as I was too anxious that I was taking too long. Might be from my bouts of rabid masturbation, but I can't stop long enough to figure out.

But anal sex to me really is that indescribably pleasurable experience your friends talk about. My orgasms are four or five times as strong with anal stimulation, and when I've had guys who know how to really do it right I've had a few where I've completely convulsed, nigh on screamed and almost blacked out. Some guys are tops, some are bottoms, that is what makes it fun. I vastly prefer being on the receiving end, that is how I get off.

Obviously you're just one of those guys that got the short end of the nerve count down there.

 

[CaLatin2]

I started like you, and like you it was way too unsatisfying. I first thought of going to an adult book store to buy a Dildo that too was too uncomfortable for me. Then one day while I was at the grocery store I happened to go into the produce section and started looking at zucchini yep zucchini, they were perfectly shaped better than cucumbers as cucumber are way too rigid and inflexible. Zucchini come in different sizes, they are soft not as rigid and perfect round tips. I decided to buy about 4 of different sizes from small to larger ones, this allowed me to start small and work up to larger. It got to the point after a short time that I could make myself cum without hand stroking just by holding my cock with my other hand down to the base with a firm grip and then with the other hand stroking the zucchini in and out of my ass, the sensation of cumming was like wow! try it! Make sure you scrub wash the zucchini first or use a condom on it either way enjoy!!