Anal probe

[joehill]

penis, vegs,fruit, toys,fist

 

[Syn]

fingers, dildo vibrator, butt plug, fruit, toothbrush holder

 

[jhnphilipps]

a live fierce baby rabbit, to probe my prostates and...ha ha ha

 

[tommyj]

a live fierce baby rabbit, to probe my prostates and...ha ha ha

I thought it was a gerbil! Jerry Penacoli told me it was!!

 

[nwdavis]

A 69 Mustang convertible, with the top down though.

 

[eddielee]

When I was abducted by Aliens, they shoved a glowing probe up my ass. Well, seriously, I've only had cocks, dildo's, a cucumber, and a Doctor's finger.

 

[G-Lexington]

Dick, finger, tongue. That's it.

Lex

 

[guajero]

a suburb of Tacoma, WA

 

[fenndude]

cock,fingers,carrot, banana.polish sausage,dildo,flashlight,large dildo folded in halfand a beer bottle

 

[mattyboi_aus]

Cocks, tongues, a cucumber, dildos, and anal beads.

 

[CagedBird]

A 69 Mustang convertible, with the top down though.

Big block or small block?

 

[CagedBird]

California Car duster handle w/ribbing [ohhh].
Banana
5/8" heater hose
Beer bottle, neck only
one finger
two fingers
three fingers
broom handle [not recommended].
Studebaker hood ornament [torpedo in shape, circa 1950's]

Lastly & most recently, my new boy friends cock 7 1/2" out of 8" total [working on that last 1/2"].

Best picks:

My bf followed by banana.

 

[tommyj]

A curtain rod (do NOT ask)

 

[colemanshs]

Fingers, toothbrush carrier, cucumber, plunger handle, markers/pens, toothbrush, dildos, tongue, tampon (the pearl), COCK!...

I'm not a freak, I promise!

 

[Ninja108]

fingers, cucumber, my bf's 8.6 incher, various dildos and my personal favortie other than my bf's cock, his tounge

 

[Soilwork]

after reading this, I'm just blown away that more of you people aren't dead from internal hemoraging.

Never stick anything up your ass that isn't kinda meant to go there.. a dildo a dick.. I guess fingers are ok.

I swear, it's like people can't think once they get a boner.

 

[hotdog1846]

Where's that "insert mp3 link" button where I need it?

I put the boogie in my butt!

A little-known song from Eddie Murphy: "Boogie In Your Butt"!

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

 

[hermanding]

dildo dick, cucumber, fingers, thing on bottle to wash out asshole
ding

 

[miaplacidus]

A polished stone I have, it's about seven and a half inches long and very thick. It looks like a cock, really. But that was a long time ago.

I've never bottomed so no big cocks for me.

And yeah, I used a toothbrush when I was a kid, like 15 or so. Never did it again.

 

[MassRuss]

I heard about someone who had an 18 wheeler semi: He lay down in Jersey City, & was mistaken for the Holland Tunnel!!!!

Oh er, dick, dildo fingers (hate em) tongue (love it). Nothin like the real thing, baby.