And Then The Punches Flew And Chairs Were Smashed In Two.

[Vannie]

Does a purse fight with Vannie count?

Luckily I had two big heads of cabbage in my purse.

 

[gsdx]

Luckily I had two big heads of cabbage in my purse.

Your bra is a purse!!???

 

[sixthson]

Luckily I had two big heads of cabbage in my purse.

It was an unfair fight when you started using your spare set of teeth like brass knuckles. If you hadn't lost consciousness when my bag of lutefisk exploded, I don't know what would have happened. BTW, are you still using oxygen?

 

[FPNY]

listen to these words my friends....listen and learn...once again, you're welcome..

 

[Vannie]

Your bra is a purse!!???

I didn't say watermelons.

It was an unfair fight when you started using your spare set of teeth like brass knuckles. If you hadn't lost consciousness when my bag of lutefisk exploded, I don't know what would have happened. BTW, are you still using oxygen?

I have my gas mask and my portable oxygen.You wanna go another round?

And...gimmee my teeth back! Its corn on the cob night again


Incidentally,we had these wonderful neighbors growing up that were always very loving to each other.The woman(big gal)always drank diet Shasta soda.Anyhoo...she beat the hell out of her husband one day with her handbag and put him in the hospital for cheating on her.Her handbag was filled with Diet Shasta sodas.He was in rough shape. Yikes!

 

[Vannie]

listen to these words my friends....listen and learn...once again, you're welcome..

He said now you see these bright white smilin' teeth. you know they ain't my own
Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
But I left that person cursin', nursin' seven broken bones
And he only broke ah three of mine, that makes me the winner.

^

 

[FPNY]

^

one of the best story songs ever...

 

[peeonme]

one of the best story songs ever...

I agree, never heard it before, but it's good.

 

[peeonme]

Does this count as handling myself?

These guys would be fun to put over my knee

I felt like it would be proper to talk about the best fight I ever saw.
I was in that boy's school, surrounded by guys that thought that they were tough. Two guy held equal contempt in my eyes.
They were mean, nasty assholes, both of them.
They got in to a fight one day, in a stair well. Choking, hitting, twisting, kicking, blood everywhere. Suddenly I realized that the crowd that had gathered around were doing the same thing that I was... enjoying the hell out of these two bastards trying to kill each other.

 

[Kyanimal]

 

[Vannie]

Great old song^

 

[Thad1527]

Well...a certain JUBber whom I adore destroyed a goodly quantity of glassware in a bar in Minneapolis. But you couldn't call it a fight.

 

[swerve]

Like Kyanimal -- I have a BIG brain with NO muscles.

Nothing has ever expanded beyond my mental control (talking my way out of it) into a physical situation.

Thank GOD!

Because I would FOR SURE lose in any type of physical endeavor!

 

[Rickrock]

I remember the name Bobby Bare, but I never heard that song.