Announcing the RationalLunacy Cellular Telephone Company

[Yooper]

Can we get a Princess Phone?

 

[antdak]

can I have mine in corn husk color???

 

[BrandonSBCA]

No thanks I already have a service.....

 

[blackbeltninja]

Dear Mr R Lunacy

I am an impoverished 26 year old postgrad student. Do you have a special discounted pre-paid plan for young guys like me. As I said, I am 26. I am also 5'11", 165lbs, run, bike and swim everyday, am 1/2 Thai, 1/2 Oz, and reasonably good looking.

^What he said.

Except I am 30, 6'3" and 190lbs and a combination Zimbabwean/South African. I don't run or bike everyday, but I do manage a swim three times a week, and karate twice a week. I'm no Picasso - at least, not one of his weird ones with the misshapen sideways eyes and head, so you should view that as a good thing - and I live in the 3rd world where one of your dollars costs seven of my rand.

In short, I'll need a bigger discount than Ramindra. Thanks.

-d-

 

[RationalLunacy]

What about texting, any plans?

Well, I wasn't going to say anything about it just yet, but here's a preview of our new upcoming texting system:

 

[1gayguy]

" What it say what'd it say!!??"
"dotdotdotdashdashdot dash"













LOL

 

[gabriel1]

dashdashdotdashdotdotdot - so there!

 

[hawkia]

It sounds like a Ma Bell-ous opportunity.

 

[star-warrior]

I'll call you back on that one.