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Whoever built my mother's house did not seal it well. Whenever it rains, we always get fucking ANTS.

I hate any type of bug, ants especially (and I know ants are insects, but I call them bugs anyway). They crawl all over your furniture and your food, are too numerous to count, and if you try to kill them, they will always come back. And then after you see them, you start feeling them crawl all over you even if they're not there.

I swear to god, I would buy an ant farm just to throw it into a pool to watch the bastards drown.

/endrant :grrr:
 
You know, I suggested that once, but my mom doesn't think so...I'm gonna keep trying. :-\
 
birddog7 said:
Sounds like somebody needs an exterminator.
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Who'd want to exterminate these little guys?

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AussieGuy91 said:
Who'd want to exterminate these little guys?

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*shudders*

I wish them very painful deaths.

HotTimeKidd said:
Don't get crazy now. That's like Kramer throwing the banana peel back at the monkey that threw it at him first on Seinfeld and got in trouble. :lol:
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Not even PETA would get angry at me for killing these pests.

T-Rexx said:
The fucking ants are the worst.

If they would just crawl around and be ants, it wouldn't be so bad.
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Yes, if they didn't fuck, they'd cease to exist. I suggest we castrate ants.
 
Hard-up1 said:
Jon, you should be able to get rid of them without an exterminator. And, btw, no house is built so tight as to be able to keep out ants. It's simply a product of living where they do.

It will help if you describe what kind of ants are invading. Are they tiny? Are they black? Or are they larger and red?

Different ants eat different diets, and therein lies the help in exterminating them.

If you are seeing very large ants, they are black and commonly known as carpenter ants. If those are your pests, then read up online as to what kind of poisons kill them. They are really not as numerous as other colonies, and will be easier to simply spray for and exterminate. If you really have an aversion to sprays, boric acid (powdered) or diatomaceous earth can both be bought in grocery stores, hardware stores (like Lowe's), and the like. Scattered where they are found, those two can be very effective.

More likely, you have the small black ants, or "sugar" ants. They are ravenous in their pursuit of finding fat or sugar. If you buy a poison at the stores called "Terro", it is a proven remedy. Although the really potent ingredient has been changed down through the years, it relies on the ants and their craving for sugar.

As they come to the covered feeder to suck up the clear syrup, they then dutifully carry it back to the colony and feed it to the queen. She dies. There is no immunity to it, as it is a type of caustic. Most stores, including Wal-Mart and the hardware stores carry this. I live in Albuquerque, and loose sandy soils like ours is a haven for ants, so many homes here have to take action.

Try the remedies I have suggested and let us know who is winning.

They can be invasive, but they are SOOOO preferable to roaches, silverfish, earwigs, scorpions, or wolf spiders.
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Thank you for your suggestions! Yes, they're the sugar ants. I'll have to stop by the store soon to pick that up.
 
johaninsc said:
Jon, it could be worse..

In the warm months I have a problem with Copperheads
around my property :eek:
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Good point...yeah, it could always be worse. But it's no fun thinking like that. :P


Hard-up1 said:
DO keep in mind that none of the ones you are seeing are fucking. Their parents did that, and then died, except for the queen. These ants are veritable nuns, and have never mated, nor will they. They are an awesome sisterhood. :p
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Also good to know. Ah well, I still hate them all. :cry:
 
Everytime I see an ant hill I kick it. I consider it my revenge for when I woke up one night with like 30 of them on me.

I still hold a gruge against them...
 
They make great pets.
You can kill them indiscriminately if they misbehave and not feel guilty.



Bonus: They will misbehave.
 
I hate all creepy crawlies. I'm on the 4th floor so I don't know how the hell these damn things make it here. My place is kept clean but still, every summer, sure enough....

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Hard-up1 said:
Specifically, my mother read somewhere that ants will avoid lemon rinds. I think she tried it and it worked.
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One can always spray vinegar around the baseboards. If you'd rather have a citric smell, slice a lemon and bring 2 cups of water to a boil. (Double the ingredients if necessary.) Drop the lemons in the pot and boil for 5 minutes. Remove from heat, cover, and let sit overnight.

Strain and pour into a spray bottle. If nothing else, it will leave your house smelling lemony-fresh.
 
Where i live everything just dies in the winter so there's really nothing creepy-crawly to worry about. Never had ants in the house. Never seen a (cockaroach) cockroach and apparently don't know how to spell it either.

We do have porcupines and ferrel bunnies in the city. But I can outrun the porcupines and the bunnies stay in their caves long enough to lob a hand grenade if need be.
 
I had ants invade the kitchen, pantry, etc. years ago. I tried everything, but I couldn't even find where they were coming in. I had a termite treatment done (trench dug around the house, holes drilled in concrete, etc.) and discovered that the termite poison also killed the ants.
 
Though I wouldn't want them in my house, I really LOVE ants.

They really are almost the masters of this planet. If aliens visited from outer space, they might visit ants before humans.
 
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