Any leaves want to get RAKED this weekend?

[RationalLunacy]

.........

 

[Adrock-JD]

Blow me.

I mean them.

yeah, that's it.

 

[jizzeater]

Ugh. I have leaves to rake but I have been putting it off for a week. I need to get to it before it becomes a bigger job than necessary.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Blow me.

I mean them.

yeah, that's it.

Actually, I liked your first idea better.

 

[jaydizzo]

i looked at my leaves then decided that i rather work on my car. the leaves can wait a lil more, but anyone is welcome to come on by and rake em up. or work on the car with me.

 

[tonym86]

Some old dude blew his leaves into the road this afternoon.

I damn near stopped cause I thought there was a big ass animal in the road..

When I saw they were leaves I floored it and blew right through his pile...heh heh.

But I need leaves raked too.....we have a BIG ASS tree in our front yard....yuck..

 

[Willie Boy]

I have never met a leaf that wanted to get raked. Do you expect them to come swishing up and with a sexual overtone say, "Rake me, big boy!"

If so, you need to get out of your cartoon fantasy world and seek professional help. I now a few people who know people and I could recommend someone.

 

[Willie Boy]

*comes swishing up*

Rake me, big boy!

Leaf me alone, I'm spoken for!

 

[Willie Boy]

Oh sure, rake me over the coals.

The way your skating (and trying to turn a trick or two) be careful not to rack yourself!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Don't you mean RAPED?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Don't you mean RAPED?

No, but you are welcome to start another parody thread. You have my permission.

 

[chatolandia]

They are being done

by someone else


I am going to net the arbor vitaes

 

[Paws]

Nirvana - Rake me

 

[RationalLunacy]

Chop down the trees. Problem solved.

Nooooo!!

Not my beautiful silver maple.

I bitch about the leaves, but it's the most wonderful shade tree in the summer.

 

[ixthrock]

no, but i have a bunch of acorns that should like to be chased out of the truck bed.

 

[Willie Boy]

no, but i have a bunch of acorns that should like to be chased out of the truck bed.

What, don't feel like chasing your own nuts?