Anyone ever jacked off with meat

[sixthson]

You've been spending too much time alone, haven't you?

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

a friend that used to be here - told me about using a banana peel (warmed up) and wrapped around your cock.

I nearly got burned -- (microwave made it tooo hot)

but i'd stay away from raw meat products unless the tool was properly encased in latex - can you say salmonella ? if you can't -- try e-coli !!

 

[FootFag]

Actually "The Man Show" did a segment on what product would feel most like fucking a vagina...and it reported through their research that veal was the most realistic. Due the amount of collagen in the muscle material. HAHA.. you have to love scientific research.

 

[castoono]

This is a thing that I can proudly say I've never done. (Let me think?..... No. I don't stick it into dead things.)
'Proudly' because there are just few, and I like to say "Eh, that's new for you"

 

[gholumboy]

Well the old solution was to grab a calve's liver from the fridge, warm it up and make a suitable slit - very effective. Of course wash it out afterwards as it would be required for tea that night.

Drovers in the Australian outback reportedly used a Readyrub Tobacco pouch with a little lube for those lonely nights with the herd!

 

[biguy732]

Well, I would be afraid of anything that the raw meat would be carrying. Raw chicken alone carries a whole host of things that begin to grow when not properly cooked. Why don;t you just get yourself a nice fleshlight and just jerk off to your hearts content.

 

[FootFag]

^even better than foot masturbation?

Sadly yes....but tell you what....why dont we put it to the test ourselves

 

[tonyboy]

When I was in my ealry teens I tried to put a hotdog up my bum..
I figure it would have worked better if it had been frozen...
only tried it that one time.. and nope, did not jack off...
btw - I tossed the hotdog in to the trash afterward...