Anyone living in Masturbation Meadow?

[Franion]

Quote:

Villagers are campaigning to change the name of a new street because it translates into 'Masturbation Meadow'.

Julia Newsham has launched a petition to change the name of Cae Onan in her home village of Morda, near Oswestry, Shropshire, on the Welsh borders.

The 48-year-old believes council planners meant to call it Cae Onnen which translates as 'Ash Meadow' but was shocked when friends told her what this version means.

The housewife said: 'It's embarrassing. It has got to the stage when I tell someone its name and check their expression.'

Cae is Welsh for meadow or field – but Onan has no Welsh translation other than the Biblical figure killed by God for 'spilling his seed', instead of impregnating his late brother's wife. That led to the the word 'onanism', an old term for masturbation.

Paul Shevlin, from Oswestry Borough Council, said there were no plans to change the name as it was 'not something that would be generally picked up on'.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=75723&in_page_id=2

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I wouldn't mind living in a street called Masturbation Meadow - a bit more class than Wanker's Lane.

 

[kevbo]

Can't wait to see the new neighbors moving in

 

[Phydeaux]

Man, I pwninate newbs all day long in UT, and on occasion... I pwninate myself in RL...

 

[robbieadam]

I don't live in Masturbation Meadow. However I do live in Blowjob Burrow.

 

[kevbo]

^ Is yours the house on the corner of Whore Hill?

 

[robbieadam]

Whore Hill

No Kev that doesn't work. You have to use alliteration!

 

[kevbo]

Whore Hill is alliteration

Say it aloud...

 

[robbieadam]

Whore Hill is alliteration

Say it aloud...

You're always getting out of things on technicalities.

How about Slut Street?...Too plain?...OK, Rimmers Road has got a ring to it.

 

[dsh122]

No, but I think I have a new name for my bedroom

 

[RationalLunacy]

Man, I pwninate newbs all day long in UT, and on occasion... I pwninate myself in RL...

You do what??!!

 

[Franion]

You do what??!!

If you never noticed, RL, then you must have the skin of a rhino!

 

[Phydeaux]

You do what??!!

Hahaha! I wasn't even thinking when I typed RL. RL meant "real life" ... but you know... if you're a good lunatic, maybe I'll be nice and pwninate you too .

UT stands for Unreal Tournament... yeah the game! I was really tired when I made that post and wasn't thinking that most people would have no clue what I was typing about .

Anyway I used to pwn (own) people in that game. The comment is better served in my gaming community perhaps? I was reading onannate like dominate/own.

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For those that still don't get it...

Yes. I was referring to when I jerk Rational Lunacy off I can't help it... I'm a

<- Slut

 

[kevbo]

you nerd, Phydo

 

[Phydeaux]

you nerd, Phydo

I'm sorry... I used to game a lot years ago..


I still nerd it up in the occasional reunion matches for the community . What can I say. I'm loved...

 

[GL]

i would imagine the home owner's association meetings are clothing optional?

 

[mark1111]

^ Is yours the house on the corner of Whore Hill?

Ha! I used to live near Hooker Hill, next to Fish Ally.

Lets see if anyone else knows this place.

 

[walkabout]

The temporary sign, placed in front of the roadworks at Barons Court roundabout between Penarth and Cardiff, correctly says 'cyclists dismount' in English, but says 'llid y bledren dymchwelyd' in Welsh which translates as 'bladder disease has returned'!! so not the first time something is wrong with welsh translations#!!

 

[Phydeaux]

The temporary sign, placed in front of the roadworks at Barons Court roundabout between Penarth and Cardiff, correctly says 'cyclists dismount' in English, but says 'llid y bledren dymchwelyd' in Welsh which translates as 'bladder disease has returned'!! so not the first time something is wrong with welsh translations#!!

Yet another classic sign