Apocalypse Set For May 21!!!! Pencil It In

[Ninja108]

tell them to move the end of the world from Oct 21 to Nov... I don't want to miss Halloween

 

[CowboyBob]

Did they give the time of day...... morning, afternoon or evening?

Just want to know so I can have the lawn looking nice.

 

[Keelandson]

^^^ Maybe you could rent some pink flamigos.

 

[HunterM]

I thought the end of the world is scheduled for 2012. Who moved up the date to October 21??? Got to have a lot more sex before then.

 

[Willie Boy]

Don't worry folks. It's a false alarm. The particular demon that had this "Apocalypse" in the works is no more. It thought to get in my business and I done bitch-slapped it right out of existence. Crisis averted.

 

[jdcnow]

There's a massive billboard about 10 minutes from where I live warning people about the impending doom that we'll be facing in 2 months. It's paid for by a nearby church. A very popular church full of people who believe that bullshit. I live amongst a lot of idiots.

Don't feel bad. It's the same way here.

(Looks out my window... Nope, the sky's still up there and hasn't fallen yet...)

 

[CGHJ]

Cults make too many demands on the individual. The Hale-Bopp crowd had to buy new sneakers, get castrated (the men that is) and then had to commit suicide! What a pain.

If my cult made me get castrated, I'd say suicide would be the next logical step.

Just sayin'...

 

[Willie Boy]

If my cult made me get castrated, I'd say suicide would be the next logical step.

Just sayin'...

And which cult is yours?

 

[The_Reaper]

Just as long as it's not another damned flood...

I DO NOT have the time to build another damned boat and collect animals for it...

Not that I've done that before...

What, I'm only 23, I swear...

 

[voyager1994]

May 21 - will pencil that as the day I will finally find Mr. Right

 

[USEDCAR]

I hope someone i know throws a end of the world party! i would so go!