Apple Fucking

[hottmale4male]

Anyone know how exactly you make this?

http://video2.xtube.com/watch.php?v...=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=

 

[LoveIsNow]

Eww, that made his anus look like a vagina...

If you want to do that, I would imagine you should start by buying one of those apple corers that doesn't also slice the apple. Other than that it looks like just finding a thick enough rope, and tying a few knots.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

ummm is that an apple in you're ass, or are you just glad to see me??

and they say corn is hard to digest!!
geeze....

i have a zucchini i'm not using ATM ...... i'm just sayin.........

 

[sexsomniac]

Is there any fruit out there that can't be fit in those fetish guys' asses? banana, cucumber, eggplant..they've tried everything. What next....durian fucking? For those who wondering what sort of fruit durian is, here's a photo.

 

[hottmale4male]

Haha well i wasn't on planning to use those sized apples! Maybe a smaller fruit, just cuz i don't want to spend money on anal beads

 

[LoveIsNow]

If you want something anal bead size, you should probably use small potatoes, like reds or Yukon golds. Don't use a lime or something that could fall apart/off the rope too easily.

 

[Lukeee]

Biggest anal beads ever.

I hope he ate it once he finished.

 

[fingers]

A friend of mine who works in an ER said they had a guy came in one time with two oranges up his ass he couldn't get out. Apparently sometimes the body will pull large objects like that up and not release them, which can block the whole shitting process.

 

[biguy732]

Would it not be a little safer to go and find some large anal beads?

 

[JNewYork]

It's crazy. The apple can break and it kind of gets suctioned UP. You'll need an embarrassing emergency room visit to fix it.

I'll never forget my college health teacher describing the sphincther muscle. She said, Anything you put up there will get suctioned up, so don't do it.

I can't think of anything in life that could be more embarrassing than having to go to the emergency room for that!

 

[coloradobottom]

A friend of mine who works in an ER said they had a guy came in one time with two oranges up his ass he couldn't get out. Apparently sometimes the body will pull large objects like that up and not release them, which can block the whole shitting process.

one better then 2 oranges up the ass. A friend decided to fuck him self with a shampoo bottle. I guess you could say he was a size queen. He couldn't get it out so had to be taken to the E.R.

 

[ckyb2]

^ LMAO! I wouldn't be able to look the doctors' in the face after that one.

Totally embarrassing.

 

[hermanding]

i personally would rather eat the apple and fuck a guy. - well, i suppose one could still eat the apple after it was fucked, couldn't one?
ding

 

[Newbie_69]

apple + anal beads= Custard Apple

 

[Eeyore]

A friend of mine who works in an ER said they had a guy came in one time with two oranges up his ass he couldn't get out. Apparently sometimes the body will pull large objects like that up and not release them, which can block the whole shitting process.

Well if you think about it from the digestive system's point of view it makes sense.

On the off chance you managed to swallow two whole oranges ass soon as they hit your stomach your ass would throw everything into reverse to avoid having to deal with that. Course, in this case the ass didn't get much of a warning and went into a panic.

 

[fingers]

Part of the reason why men should not use a woman's vibrator in their ass because it can get stuck up there.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

SO .. WHAT i'm hearing is - keep a grip on whatever it is - so you can get it out == don't let go if you want it back (out) later.... but apples? really?? WHYYYY??

 

[texan_slant]

Goes to show that there is SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE out there!

 

[wraithsa]

haha i think its kinda hawt
an apple a day does keep the doctor away

 

[bbroxxors]

brings a whole new meaning to apple bottom jeans