Arab/Muslim men

[Sniffademskidz]

When Salim made his devotions to Allah in the mosque on Friday I always made sure I was in the row right behind him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The first time i went to a Kurdish barber's and they stuck a lighted taper in my ear to remove the hair I was a bit taken aback!

I wonder when they are going to start offering to shave the pucker holes of their clients. ...in public!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oh my beautiful beautiful prince!

Allow your miserable subject to worship you!

Let me drop to my knees behind you and ease down your tighty whitie Calvins!

May I cover your those sweet brown orbs with a thousand kisses!

May I press my nose against your sweet rosebud and inhale the delicate life-giving fragrance that emanates from between those soft mounds!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No prizes for guessing what brand of cigarette a smoking hot Arab smokes!

 

[joshtrainer30]

I used to work in Saudi Arabia and, for all the fact that homosexuality is illegal there, received a lot of attention from the locals. They seem to have a particular interest in Europeans

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If Aladdin rubbed his magic lamp and the genie look like this I'm just wondering what Aladdin's other two wishes would be!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Dont be such a tease!

Just grind that dirty Arab shitter into my face!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"We've moved on to the next stage in the application process and unfortunately we have been unable to include you Mr.Bluesuit on the left so you can fuck off!

However, Mr.Beigesuit on the right we just need to check out any potential cracks in your profile and hopefully we will be able to offer you the position.of office cumdump!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You look like a pretty fierce top to me with your beautiful hazel brown eyes but I know that there is great respect in your society for older people......

So please be gracious enough to rest your ankles on my shoulders while I flood your your tight Arab shitter!

 

[pozvatop]

I used to work in Saudi Arabia and, for all the fact that homosexuality is illegal there, received a lot of attention from the locals. They seem to have a particular interest in Europeans

Did you get lucky?

 

[pozvatop]

He's of course a murderous despot but...I've always thought MBS was an incredibly handsome man; bet he's hot as fuck in a speedo.

 

[joshtrainer30]

Did you get lucky?

Well I'm straight so I wouldn't regard it as being lucky.

There was a lot of staring, a few slaps on the ass and one guy managed to grab hold of my penis.

I used to wonder why there was so much attention until one day a guy told me that in a certain light my briefs were visible through my trousers.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of "budgie smugglers" Walid but are you telling me you've got an eagle down there!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Khalid thought he'd really fallen on his feet when he found this flat but the landlord has shown an extra special interest in his new tenant and now Khalid spends most of the day with his feet in the air!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm treating you to this meal boys because you have made so much progress with your English and I am proud of you!

However in your last essay Mahmoud you wrote "dickstracted" but the word is "distracted!"

That's right Sir! I can't always concentrate on my work because i get "dickstracted" by Mehmet's beautiful cock!

 

[pozvatop]

Well I'm straight so I wouldn't regard it as being lucky.

There was a lot of staring, a few slaps on the ass and one guy managed to grab hold of my penis.

I used to wonder why there was so much attention until one day a guy told me that in a certain light my briefs were visible through my trousers.

Oh I see. Well I'd say you certainly proved it true what's long been said. Given the way they practically wrap their women like mummies what choice do they have but to fuck with men?

 

[joshtrainer30]

Oh I see. Well I'd say you certainly proved it true what's long been said. Given the way they practically wrap their women like mummies what choice do they have but to fuck with men?

All marriages are arranged and, given that Islam allows one man to have four wives, a man from a poor family is unlikely to marry (or even see a woman in the flesh).

Homosexuality is illegal which means many of the Saudis are nervous approaching other Saudis, who may report them.

I think this explains their fascination with white European men. I certainly had more attention there than I have ever had in the UK

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Sir I work in garden for you one month and you say me you make deposit in account but no money!

-Maybe you need to attend an English language course Hakim!

What I actually said was:

"I'll make a deposit in a cunt....YOUR cunt so drop your knickers, lift your legs and let the transaction commence!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure and a melon for ecstasy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not of course forgetting one of these!