Arachnophobia! I just nearly had a heart attack.

[jizzeater]

I use a 3-ring binder to write down my personal finance info. I just picked it up off the floor and put it on my desk. I sit down and open up the front of it, and right there sitting on the first page was...


...a spider the size of a quarter!


Well, with its legs spread out it was that big. After yelling and cursing up a storm I swatted it with the fly swatter and disposed of the corpse with some TP. The damned things are all over the place lately!

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

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[jizzeater]

When do these vile creatures start croaking? DIE, CHARLOTTE, DIE!!!

 

[hungrybrownbear]

I see naked man penis, jasun...

I like spiders! Until they get into my house. Then I swat them. hee hee.

but scared? nope. never!

:3

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

OH.. and Jake just picked it up, said something like "oh don't worry, I won't let Jasun hurt you" and put it in a laundry hamper to keep him "safe."

Then he said "he's more scared of you than you are of him" and I said "GOOD!!"

 

[hungrybrownbear]

I wonder what spiders taste like. herm......

 

[jizzeater]

OH.. and Jake just picked it up

I just shuddered.

 

[Elwood]

Two weeks ago I brought some clothes in off the clothes line, and when I finished i was lieing on my bed surfing when I felt something on my arm so I just sort of flinched and a few seconds later I felt it again, so I bring my arm up to look at what it was and it was a spider. So I screamed and flicked it off my arm. It went flying across my room and I was like well that was kind of stupid now I don't know where it is and it is in my bedroom some where. So I go back to surfing and a few minutes later I feel something again and just sort of flinched again I look down to see the spider still on my arm. So I have the exact same reaction as the first time and immediatly started killing myself laughing, but at least this time I saw where he flew and was able to crush him!!

Another time in the country I had a big one on my arm and I screamed like a little schoolgirl, 'till this day my sons still laugh at me and say "remember when Dad screamed like a little school girl".

Did I mention I hate spiders???

 

[Mirage]

Haha! Who would've thought that the 'all mighty' Jasun is afraid of spiders. Personaly I don't like them ether, but I'm not going to scream. I get into 'rescue mode' and I give the spider (usually it's a) her freedom back.

I don't know how big it was Just get a jar en put it over it. Than get a flat element (paper or something like that), shove it under the jar. Turn it upside down. Lock the jar and walk outside as long as you want and drop it there somewhere.

I wonder how you react to a trousersnake, Jasun.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
oooh ooh ooh.


:3

 

[braex27]

Hmmm - funnily enough I have never really been too concerned with spiders.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Haha! Who would've thought that the 'all mighty' Jasun is afraid of spiders. Personaly I don't like them ether, but I'm not going to scream.

Yeah, you're such a big brave man now... Let's see YOU unexpectedly almost step barefoot onto a spider that's 5 inches across... see what kind of noises you make.

I wonder how you react to a trousersnake, Jasun.

In that video I point out that I'm not really scared of snakes at all. At the Jake Cruise ranch we have rattle snakes and I see them all the time... I just stomp my feet, give them an avenue of escape and let them go on their merry way.

But a huge spider crawling across the floor that you're not expecting to see and you're in bare feet and you almost step on it.. trust me, you're going to make a noise.

 

[Mirage]

^ I think I'll petrify, because that's what I do when someone scares me. So I don't/can't scream.

And Jasun... A trousersnake is not a reptile, it's an other word for penis. I already heard that you're not afraid of snakes in the video above. You've fallen in my 'trap'. Who's the badass now, huh?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

And Jasun... A trousersnake is not a reptile, it's an other word for penis.

really? wow. I had no idea.

Next you'll tell me that a "blowjob" is what you get at the salon with a hair drier.

can we please remember I make porn for a living?

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Today I saw a little spider at my store, usually my first move is to kill them, but he was the first one I ever let go. And I hate spiders.

^how could you not like spiders? Seeing them CHOMP CHOMP flies is fascinating.

 

[Mirage]

really? wow. I had no idea.

Next you'll tell me that a "blowjob" is what you get at the salon with a hair drier.

can we please remember I make porn for a living?

I don't know what kind of porn you make (actually I do know), but I think you use trousersnakes in them.

No offense, but you've got to know your wares in the business you participate.