Are You Angry? Pissed? Who Needs To Vent? VENT HERE ABOUT ANYTHING and EVERYTHING!!!

[Absolut]

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it's been almost a week I want my FUCKING CAR BACK

What's wrong with your car Jory?

I have another one. I can't find my lighter. I knew I had one, but where the hell is it?

 

[Riverrick]

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Gas prices are pissing me off.

And the fact that I didn't get a blowjob last night.

 

[Swellegant]

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It's completely fair. I get up around 7:30 or 8 every day, work or no, even on vacation. Yes, it means I get tired before some people on weekends, but if I know I'm going out at night, I take a nap in the afternoon. The only negative is that I'm the only one well-rested on Monday morning, so I have to pick up the slack.

It's not really that I mind waking up early... it's that I didn't get my sleep out. I let myself have a cup of coffee in the afternoon, and iced tea at dinner, because I was going out and I knew I could sleep in the morning. And so I was wide awake until midnight. And then I woke up at two a.m. And then I woke up at 4 a.m. When I woke up at 6 a.m., I had to pee, and by the time I got back to bed I was wide awake. I tried to go back to sleep, I drank a glass of milk, I masturbated, I read, but I just couldn't doze off.

It think you'd be irritated, too.

But now I'm irritated at something else, or rather someone else, so I've gotten past that first irritation. Nothing like a counter-irritant to put things in perspective, n'est-ce pas?

 

[Pushover]

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Americans are seriously starting to piss me off, and living amongst them isn't helping. I swear, they'll turn anything into a commercial advertisement.

Religious people came to my door yesterday trying to get me to buy their latest load of horse shit, and didn't leave till I told them I was the devil and if they didn't get off my porch i'd have to fuck them with a red-hot poker. Yeah, I actually said that...

I got my thumb stuck in the door jam this morning and now i'm having trouble typing, and i'm very upset because I can't play the piano without wincing.

I have this pimple on my side and it's not popping and only getting bigger.

My grandmother is coming in a couple weeks for my father's 50th birthday, and I really don't like her. She nitpicks at everything me and my mother do and is one of those homophobes. I'm seriously thinking about telling her i'm gay to get her out of the house and away from me.



I need a hug

 

[Absolut]

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I need a hug

It'll be ok Pushover! There is always tomorrow!

 

[Pushover]

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It'll be ok Pushover! There is always tomorrow!

Tomorrow will have mormons walking by the house, new and annoying TV commercials exploiting recent incidents, my thumb still in a bandaid, the pimple getting bigger, and the dread that my grandmother is still coming and bringing her evil dog Benji.....

 

[Swellegant]

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Tomorrow will have mormons walking by the house, new and annoying TV commercials exploiting recent incidents, my thumb still in a bandaid, the pimple getting bigger, and the dread that my grandmother is still coming and bringing her evil dog Benji.....

She has a dog named Benji? Why not Lassie or Rin-Tin-Tin? Christ, how unoriginal.

There are all sorts of subtle and untracealbe tortures you can inflict on the old bat: itching powder in her bed, expired milk in a brand-new container for her cereal, ground-up niacin tablets in her tea (it'll give her hot flashes), epsom salts in her food (which will give her diarrhea). It's not nice, but it'll make you feel better about her visit. Don't hurt the dog, though... it's not his fault he's evil, it's hers. Dogs are products of their environments. However, if you have the opportunity to set up a situation in which Benji is likely to get out and run away, do it.

Your thumb will heal and your zit will pop (try taking a long hot bath). You don't have to answer the door when the Mormons knock (I never answer the door unless I can see your car and you're someone I know). Turn off the TV (commercial television is for suckers). And then find some dishes to break... it's very cathartic.

But in the meantime, have a good old gripe. I like it. A very old friend of mine (the friend is old, not the friendship, although I have known her quite a while) always says: "The more you complain, the longer God leaves you here."

 

[Pushover]

Re: Are You Angry? Pissed? Who Needs To Vent? VENT HERE ABOUT ANYTHING and EVERYTHING

She has a dog named Benji? Why not Lassie or Rin-Tin-Tin? Christ, how unoriginal.

There are all sorts of subtle and untracealbe tortures you can inflict on the old bat: itching powder in her bed, expired milk in a brand-new container for her cereal, ground-up niacin tablets in her tea (it'll give her hot flashes), epsom salts in her food (which will give her diarrhea). It's not nice, but it'll make you feel better about her visit. Don't hurt the dog, though... it's not his fault he's evil, it's hers. Dogs are products of their environments. However, if you have the opportunity to set up a situation in which Benji is likely to get out and run away, do it.

Your thumb will heal and your zit will pop (try taking a long hot bath). You don't have to answer the door when the Mormons knock (I never answer the door unless I can see your car and you're someone I know). Turn off the TV (commercial television is for suckers). And then find some dishes to break... it's very cathartic.

But in the meantime, have a good old gripe. I like it. A very old friend of mine (the friend is old, not the friendship, although I have known her quite a while) always says: "The more you complain, the longer God leaves you here."

That supposed God had better mind his own bloody busines, then.

 

[Circe Infuria]

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Yes. Some do. Believe me, you do not want to have to say 'why do you sound do hollow? And what's that noise?'

Yeah, see, I knew this thread would spring back to life. There's too many things in life that sucks, that's just great to vent about.

My current vent? Being lazy and allowing myself to not stick with a commitment.

Come hell or high water, my fat ass IS going back to the gym next week.

 

[psychobandit]

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well, this doesn't fit but I'll make it look like it does.


I'm so un-angry that I re-vitalized this thread!

 

[2243]

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I'm angry because i'm finding it harder and harder to learn Japanese...

 

[Swellegant]

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Why do they have to have church in the morning? Do they think God is listening more closely before noon? Don't they realize He probably has a hangover and would prefer a little peace and quiet?

My tummy hurts and I want to go back to bed. But duty calls!