Sure. I'll draft the contract. Trust me?
A couple of months ago, I played wing man for a gay pal. Things were going great until the other fella asked me if my friend was a top or a bottom. Now, that was just strange. It seemed really quick to me, but I guess some guys just get to the point. Of course, I have no damn idea if Matt is a top or a bottom, so I said he's versatile. Obviously that's the best answer, I figured it would up his chances at scoring. A versatile guy can go w/ anyone.
And Matt seems pretty versatile, so why not. Well,
I unfortunately landed him a bottom, and Matt is also a dedicated bottom. Lovely. Matt went home w/ the guy, the guy wanted Matt to fuck him. Matt wanted fucked. It didn't work out and both guys were disgusted--w/ me. I heard about it for a week afterward.