Are you boyfriend material?

[Edward Twinkletoes]

Most definitely not.

 

[treanir]

Of course I am boyfriend material, for fuck sake!
My current boyf has been with me for over two years..

We rule!

You're making the rest of us jealous. Quiddit!

 

[GL]

You're making the rest of us jealous. Quiddit!

you wanna boyfriend? i be your boyfriend!

 

[spunkrocker]

I'm not boyfriend material apparently, according to two of my exes i'm selfish and needy in bed.

Just because i wasn't versatile and am a bottom.

 

[treanir]

you wanna boyfriend? i be your boyfriend!

But you're on the other side of the planet.


(I know what's coming next...)

 

[GL]

But you're on the other side of the planet.


(I know what's coming next...)

we will find a way.

do you hear me?

WE WILL FIND A WAY!!

 

[Jory]

Hmm no one could answer my question

 

[Alpha1851]

Hmm no one could answer my question

It's whatever you think it is. It's a subjective situation.

 

[Jory]

It's whatever you think it is. It's a subjective situation.

But it can be a two way street one might think they are boyfriend material but others might have a different idea about said person

 

[Alpha1851]

You're too nice, Alph. I still wouldn't want to be bothered with my cranky stuck-up ass if I were someone else. Even after I grew up. My heart goes out to the unlucky bastard who's gonna get stuck with dating me. He won't know what hit him.

Well see, I was assuming that you'd grow out of that.

I'm surprised you're single Moe Moe. College is the time for fun!

Wait, you're actually a little heart breaker aren't you?

 

[Jory]

*mutters up from floor where still looking for heart pieces..."Yes he is." continues searching*

I just buried my heart in the backyard

 

[giorgiobaby]

^ you're forgiven

 

[954dude]

I am. Problem is, most I'm attracted to AREN'T looking for a boyfriend.

 

[Alpha1851]

Please, these horny rascals gotta love more than just my physical attributes and sexual favors for me to really break their hearts. A nice ass is like a dime a dozen out here, forgive me for wanting more.

You are such a sweet kid.

I am. Problem is, most I'm attracted to AREN'T looking for a boyfriend.

Where have you been?