"Are you gentleman Mormons?"

[star-warrior]

You should've offered the other something as well.

 

[treanir]

Hoe deliciously evil!

 

[Kurn]

poor little mormons

 

[kevbo]

"What sort of questions?" he asks with a quaint and artificially produced smile, designed in some manner to attempt to convey friendliness, hiding the evil truth that rest deep within their heart.

I'm pretty sure you mean brainwashed truth.

Usually these are young men, and most of them who do the recruiting are incapable of thinking for themselves at that age... in my experience...

 

[GL]

you're a better man than i 'cause if they came to my door???

oh i wouldn't kill 'em... the fuckers!

but they would leave my door with a severe limp.

 

[tila123]

my friend alexis did something like that once.

she said... i have evil thoughts sometimes. for instance, i just imagined you two shooting your loads down my throat.

it was hilarious.

 

[G-Lexington]

Why didn't you just dump an ice cream cone on them?

Lex

 

[JOHN B]

Orion.......you sound deliciously immoral.........

and a good writer. I wouldn't mind reading more...

 

[Críostóir]

I have a fucking problem, but not with that.

 

[G-Lexington]

Gosh, you're cute when you're angry.

I thought I was doing a "callback". You know, where you reference something talked about earlier. You hear it in stand-up routines all the time. The comedians ends their final "men are different from women" routine with a reference to their bit about hot dogs at the start of their act. Memory jog, "oh, isn't that funny, he mentioned hot dogs again", applause, end of show.

Put the knife down. The gargoyle's not worth the effort.

Lex