OutofEden
On the Prowl
Alright, only twice in my entire life have I let myself make out with a stranger. Usually I know my partners a long time before things get more serious and I'm with them a long time before we part on good terms. But I was feeling lonely and frisky so I went out to a Full Moon Party and was about to call it quits when a very hot boy, shaved head, tight body, ink sleeves, comes up behind me and pins my arms and starts licking behind my ear.
As embarassed as I was I played it cool, told him I wasn't looking and he said he just wanted to make out anyway. I realized that sounded good. Dumb. It was fun at the time, I called him the next day and he didn't remember me, I should have just hung up. Now it's 5 days later and the doctor doesn't know what has my tonsils all inflammed. He laughed at me because he treated me last year when I got an oral infection from making out with a boy in NYC. Ironically, this boy was from NYC too, maybe I should just put an open-mouth ban on NYC boys from now on. Anyway, I don't care how hot you are, if you're carrying you need to get treated before you pass it along, selfish jerks!
As embarassed as I was I played it cool, told him I wasn't looking and he said he just wanted to make out anyway. I realized that sounded good. Dumb. It was fun at the time, I called him the next day and he didn't remember me, I should have just hung up. Now it's 5 days later and the doctor doesn't know what has my tonsils all inflammed. He laughed at me because he treated me last year when I got an oral infection from making out with a boy in NYC. Ironically, this boy was from NYC too, maybe I should just put an open-mouth ban on NYC boys from now on. Anyway, I don't care how hot you are, if you're carrying you need to get treated before you pass it along, selfish jerks!