ask me....ask me....ask me anything i say

[Telstra]

wow Pretty, over 10 pages.

you have done well. Are you getting enough/tired of the questions yet ?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Do you think it is possible to be too honest?

yea sometimes you have to keep certain things to yourself but i have a habit of rambling on about things and more often then not i piss people off.
i should learn to shut up once in a while

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Have you ever seen Sleepaway Camp?

nope and i no idea what that is
please explain

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Why can't I use the word Meese to represent more than one Moose but I can use Geese to represent more than one Gooseth?

because

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Pete, could I have a DNA sample so I can make a Pete sex toy clone?

I mean I don't have the cash to fly you over myself, and I need a good seeing too.

i was going to say yes but for a fee, but i see you don't have the cash. so sorry no can do. start saving your cash and get back to me.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

What do you think when you see this picture?

a couple of stupid ugly pregnant people
what the hell is that supposed to be anyway?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

wow Pretty, over 10 pages.

you have done well. Are you getting enough/tired of the questions yet ?

i never get tired of the questions. what else to i have to do since i don't work i have all time in the world. so ask away and make my day eh!

 

[Telstra]

^ so i guess you have done sex for pay.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^ so i guess you have done sex for pay.

nope never been paid or i have ever paid for sex

next question

 

[Telstra]

why the word "pretty" pete then because pretty people are likely to have sex and get paid.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

why the word "pretty" pete then because pretty people are likely to have sex and get paid.

because i know that i am PreTTy and beautiful and handsome and i am very vain and narcissistic. get it. that's why.

and i'm sure there are some ugly sex workers out there.

 

[evil_danger]

i was going to say yes but for a fee, but i see you don't have the cash. so sorry no can do. start saving your cash and get back to me.

But I thought you loved me? Besides one night of rampent pretty pete sex and I'll have all the pete DNA I could swallow hehe!

 

[maxpowr9]

Tis' be spits or swallows?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Tis' be spits or swallows?

depends if i love you swallow
if you're just a shag just spit

that tis it.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

But I thought you loved me? Besides one night of rampent pretty pete sex and I'll have all the pete DNA I could swallow hehe!

oh i love you evil
but bullshit walks and money talks

 

[LilBit]

How big is my dick?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

What is the Ancient Egyptian Deity you find most attractive? Why do you think that is?

i dunno any of these.......ancient Egyptian stuff creeps me out

maybe some sun god or something

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

No, PeTTie! Don't go up to that attic that hasn't been opened for 100 years and is full of straight razors, and leaks shrieks and sounds of dragging chains, and has blood seeping out from under the door!

C-c-c-r-r-r-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-k-k-k-k.

is that the attic of Stephen Harper you're talking about?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

How big is my dick?

i didn't think you had a dick. didn't you have it converted to a vagina already.......if not what the fuck are you waiting for. you ain't getting any younger honey.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Is the picture on your avatar you?

If not who is he?

I must have more pictures of this boy, he makes my heart melt

sorry im new

Nothing???

Is it you pretty pete?

welcome to jub my friend

and no it's not me ... it's tyson ritter of The All American Rejects