Ask Splatter... stuff!

[thatcrap]

Who's your favorite comedian?

Ever listen to classical music? If so, who's your favorite composer and composition?

 

[CorporalAris]

Why are you so damn attractive?

 

[ChickenGuy]

^ It's because you are open about posting pics of yourself, which itself portrays a certain level of warmth, and also because I think you have an eye for what makes a good photograph, which means you have an aesthetic talent as well.

Add all this together, and I think the result is a very cool guy.

 

[Ram]

What do you eat to maintain your thin figure (or do you even eat) ?

Because I'm jealous.

 

[fetaby]

I heard you were giving away spines for crimmas... Is that true? :badgin:

 

[Corny]

On your first question. I've got no idea. Never measured it.

Neither did I. But people NEVER believe me when I say that
Then I say "I fit nicely into a standard size condom if that helps", but still it they think I am lying.

 

[sixthson]

Do you still have your wisdom teeth?

 

[Drebin]

You wouldn't happen to have a copy of
Dr. Steven Schlozman's article on Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome?

My fingers are crossed and Jesus personally told me that you'd have it. Please! Tell me you have it!

 

[Corny]

Which do you prefer:
- classical moshpit
- circle pit
- wall of death