Ask That Asian Kid

[glasvegas]

Seems like tonight is a Ask Me night, go on then. Ask me.

 

[TheOscar]

Would you rather be a moose or a buffalo? :O

 

[glasvegas]

Would you rather be a moose or a buffalo? :O

Moose. They're lovely.

 

[looseliam]

Moose. They're lovely.

A møøse once bit my sister

 

[glasvegas]

A møøse once bit my sister

Ouch. Guess they're not so lovely after all.

Not that i don't know already, but how bigs your dick ?

7 inches long. Nah... I am FUN size.

 

[G-Lexington]

Why did your namesake cover the Korgis?

Lex

 

[TheOscar]

How big do you think Bender's penis is?

 

[glasvegas]

Why did your namesake cover the Korgis?

Lex

Because 'everybody's got to learn sometimes'

 

[glasvegas]

How big do you think Bender's penis is?

Like this. I seen it in a video.

 

[TheOscar]

Oh, I thought it was this size:

Favorite candy bar?

 

[glasvegas]

Oh, I thought it was this size:

Favorite candy bar?

I don't eat candy bar. Those are poison for kids.

 

[TheOscar]

Oh dear God. XD You have never had a chocolate bar?!

 

[glasvegas]

Oh dear God. XD You have never had a chocolate bar?!

got a problem with that?

 

[glasvegas]

Why don't you like chocolates? D:
I'm practically addicted to that shit...

Because chocolate is for girls when they have a period. Is girly.

I am joking.

Go to bed, para. Is past bed time.

 

[TheOscar]

Do you wanna lick it?

 

[TheOscar]

Vince Oscar's my bitch are you Taz's bitch ?

NO WAY! I am not his bitch! Let me state it here for the public. I am not Bender's bitch. He would be so lucky...

 

[glasvegas]

Vince Oscar's my bitch are you Taz's bitch ?

I did say something about that to Taz. I am more like a speedo for Taz.

 

[glasvegas]

Dude, it's morning here. I already slept.
Don't YOU need to sleep?

No. I am good. I am that awesome.

 

[TheOscar]

Answer my licking question, Vince! Answer it in the public here. ANSWER IT.

 

[glasvegas]

Do you wanna lick it?