Ask the Orion...

[kevbo]

You may ask me anything you so desire in this thread.


With of course the following restrictions:
You may not ask me about my personal life
You may not ask me how the weather is here in Omaha, Nebraska, or anywhere else on this planet or any other planet or star.
You may not under any circumstance ask me about who I think is cuter or who i would rather fuck.
You may not address me by my real or taken names other than master.
You may not look me in the eyes or be seated directly in front of me or above me.
You may not pose your question as a statement or tell me to discuss said statement.

Do you realize all of these are double negatives?

 

[2243]

Master!

*kneels and hands Orion cheese cake.*

 

[syntax]

You are exceptionally smart. Why are you working at Walgreen's?

 

[2243]

*touches your forehead* You may ask any question you like

Did Master enjoy his cheese cake?

 

[sabot3ur]

what is X?

 

[gmoney]

Can we share that garlic dip while partaking in one another's pleasure in St. Louis?

 

[Kester]

Do you like onions?

 

[Kester]

LOL.

That's pretty much why I asked, 'cos everytime I see your name I always read it as onion.

 

[Kester]

The great and powerful Orion knows your thoughts.

The Orion Consciousness is aware of all.

Spooky.

 

[2243]

The master is most pleased! you have earned a special place in my harem.

Tee hee... the cheese cacke... it was poisoned...

.....with Viagra!!!

*runs away laughing*

 

[alley]

Ever been to a turkish prison?

 

[alley]

Can i have you mounted on my wall?

I'd rather mount you on the floor---but whatever

 

[Sunshine]

Bachelor number one, if I were a Disney character which character would I be ?

 

[alley]

You may mount me, ooooooo grrrrrlllll your voice on the phone made my trouser snake quiver!.

Hehe---guess wasn't I bothering you in a bad way---just remember me when all the other guys are hitting on you in St. Louis.

 

[Joshua_me]

If we believe in God, and our faith is based, in large part, on what we have learned from the belief systems of others, do we really have freewill ?

 

[Shepherd 2]

OrionFrye

Have you ever spent any time with a man who is over 60?

Was it a pleasant experience?

Shep+

 

[kevbo]

How far is Eau Claire from Omaha?

 

[alley]

Do you want one of these?

 

[gmoney]

How many people do you chat with at one time on IM?

 

[Joshua_me]

If we believe in God, and our faith is based, in large part, on what we have learned from the belief systems of others, do we really have freewill ?

Well ?

We're waiting....