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  • Thread starter Thread starter Soilwork
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Can you ask Jake Cruise if he wants lick my ball sack? :)


Also, why do you get pissed that guys call your studio to ask if they can audition or be considered for modeling yet you make a thread that spanned over 50 pages of people asking you about your profession? :confused:
 
Do you like to cook, or do you like to bake? (or neither?) I hate to cook, it's either t.v. dinners or restaurants for me. I love to bake. (oops...this thread is about YOU, not me--lol--sorry ;) So, please answer original question.)
 
arabbb said:
Also, why do you get pissed that guys call your studio to ask if they can audition or be considered for modeling yet you make a thread that spanned over 50 pages of people asking you about your profession? :confused:
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You seem to not understand why it bugs me when people call up or email to waste our time.

If you want to model for a studio, send some pictures of yourself and your contact information. Anyone who's first contact with a porn studio isn't accompanied by pictures or a request for information about where to send pictures isn't serious about modeling. They just want to jack off thinking about it. Especially if their first contact is just a whole bunch of questions which are obviously meant to feed some twisted fantasy of what they think the porn industry is like.

They ask things like "if I model for you will you audition* me?" or "I'm still kinda nervous.. can I just come watch you shoot a movie so I can see how it works and then decide if I want to do it?"

[*what they mean is "are you going to have sex with me off camera?"]

They call and say things like "I want to model for you but I'm not in college is that ok? I'm 21" but they either smoke WAY too much or are 50 years old at least. I can tell the voice of an old man.

There are countless customers who call to waste our time too. They either call and ask lots of questions like "who blew the creamiest load?" or "Which of these guys would you suck if you could?" or "Do these guys ever have sex off camera?"

I get pissed, to answer your question, because I have a lot of things to do every day and although I'm happy to talk to customers, I'm not happy to talk to people who just take up my time.
 
JOHNLKSGUYS said:
Do you like to cook, or do you like to bake? (or neither?) I hate to cook, it's either t.v. dinners or restaurants for me. I love to bake. (oops...this thread is about YOU, not me--lol--sorry ;) So, please answer original question.)
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No. It's why I married someone who does.

I mean I can cook but I'm not really that great at it. I don't like TV dinners or take out so I do like to make my own food when I'm alone but I'm not a Food Channel kind of guy.
 
"Happy, happy Halloween...Silver Shamrock.."

Jasun, what movie did you see when you were a kid that totally freaked you out ?
 
Sadly my over-protective mother didn't allow me to see movies that had the potential to freak me out. I was only allowed to see G-rated movies and even then my mother would occasionally tell me to look away from the screen if something scary was about to happen. I never actually figured out what happened to Bambi's mother.

I was also not allowed to watch night time TV. Nor was I allowed to watch "dirty" shows like "Love American Style" or "Love Boat" or "Charlie's Angels" because they were "filth and it's just going to give you ideas." As I recall my mother didn't want me watching "violent" shows like "G.I. Joe" or "CHiPs."

She once brought me to see "Every Which Way But Loose." I didn't want to see it because it looked like a bunch of White Trash toilet humor that didn't appeal to me but she thought I'd like it because "It's got a monkey in it!"

Of course 10 minutes into the movie there had been two bar room brawls, a turd joke and someone was called a naughty name I can't recall.

I had to endure the humiliation of being walked out of the theater in front of everyone I knew from school as my mother made a big fuss.
 
First R-rated movie I saw was probably Porky's. Which is a Canadian movie set in Louisiana in the 50s.

No, really.

But it's actually pretty funny and Porky's 2 is a VERY odd movie. On the surface, Porky's 2 is about a bunch of horny kids getting laid, but it's ACTUALLY about racism, censorship and standing up to injustice.

It's also where a whole generation first learned about Shakespeare.
 
If it wasn't for xTube, Fratpad would never have made it past the first month.
 
Soilwork said:
Sadly my over-protective mother didn't allow me to see movies that had the potential to freak me out. I was only allowed to see G-rated movies and even then my mother would occasionally tell me to look away from the screen if something scary was about to happen. I never actually figured out what happened to Bambi's mother.

I was also not allowed to watch night time TV. Nor was I allowed to watch "dirty" shows like "Love American Style" or "Love Boat" or "Charlie's Angels" because they were "filth and it's just going to give you ideas." As I recall my mother didn't want me watching "violent" shows like "G.I. Joe" or "CHiPs."

She once brought me to see "Every Which Way But Loose." I didn't want to see it because it looked like a bunch of White Trash toilet humor that didn't appeal to me but she thought I'd like it because "It's got a monkey in it!"

Of course 10 minutes into the movie there had been two bar room brawls, a turd joke and someone was called a naughty name I can't recall.

I had to endure the humiliation of being walked out of the theater in front of everyone I knew from school as my mother made a big fuss.
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LOL---and yet, you became a pornographer. How did you break it to your family when you went into this line of work? How did they react at first?
 
Break it to them?

Are you kidding?

I called them up on my cell on the way home from my first job interview.

Honestly, my parents are very cool now. They were just uptight and it took a lot of me refusing to allow them to control me that snapped them out of it.
 
I do miss Toronto, but the Toronto I loved is gone. Three years after I left I went back and it's now one big, huge, prefab condo project.

LA is not much like Toronto... no concentrated neighborhood, not an ethnic melting pot, but I like it here. I do miss my old neighborhood of Kensington Market.. and I miss Toronto's gay village.
 
Um.. pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but you don't have a face. A face is kinda necessary if you want to do porn. In all seriousness, you don't want to do porn. You know it and I know it. You just want someone who looks at hot men all day to tell you you're hot enough to do porn. If you were the kind of person who enjoys doing porn, you'd have included your face in those pictures.

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Ah well if I was getting paid for it yeah I'd include my face but I didn't feel the need to do it here. :) And I would do it for the right price under the right circumstance. I wouldn't do it for under $1000.

If I send my pics without the face blocked out will you give me an honest opinion and give me a figure of how much I could make?
 
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