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[Soilwork]

with "on my own" you mean alone or with your b/f?

alone. Just a week with me and the surf and the Australian friends I made down there.

Why you liked there so much?

It was a beautiful country with amazing people and it was totally different than anything I'd seen before.

 

[BlueLantern]

funny, everyone says that people from someplace else are "amazing", "polite" and "friendly" when they travel. It makes me think why they bother go back to home

 

[star-warrior]

I meant the sound of trapped gas reverberating through a narrow anal spinchter. So, do you edit out all the farting?

 

[Shepherd 2]

You and I are now probably remembered at JUB for our tempers as much as anything else, so for you in particular, since you
came to JUB what one or two times and topics made you the most angry?

 

[Soilwork]

I meant the sound of trapped gas reverberating through a narrow anal spinchter. So, do you edit out all the farting?

But... I don't understand.

Do I edit the farting out of what?

 

[Soilwork]

You and I are now probably remembered at JUB for our tempers as much as anything else, so for you in particular, since you
came to JUB what one or two times and topics made you the most angry?

I've been slagged twice this month since I came out to you all and told you that I had recently gone to rehab to treat a chemical dependency problem.

Those made me angry.

I also get angry when losers log on here spouting lies about what goes on behind the scenes at Fratmen or the way we treat our models. I get REALLY mad when it comes from someone who was stalking our models.

 

[Soilwork]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say probably the one involving Conservative.

no. That didnt' make me mad at all.

I thought it was kinda funny, really.

 

[Soilwork]

That wasn't a question


Why did you answer that?

I felt like it.

 

[alfaPA]

Do you really drive a Hummer?

 

[Soilwork]

Do you really drive a Hummer?

no, that's a joke that goes WAY back about my dick size.

I actually have a rather large dick but I was making a joke about how men with big cars were compensatiing for having small dicks and then I tossed off that I had to go feed the meters since my Hummer took up two spaces.

I drive a Miata.

 

[alfaPA]

no, that's a joke that goes WAY back about my dick size.

I actually have a rather large dick but I was making a joke about how men with big cars were compensatiing for having small dicks and then I tossed off that I had to go feed the meters since my Hummer took up two spaces.

I drive a Miata.

Ah, a Miata. Excellent choice. I am much relieved. But speaking of big dicks, don't you think the large dick in your signature could use a little "air brushing?" I mean I'm all for the natural look and all, but sometimes harsh lighting can be unflattering to uneven skin tones in those close ups.

 

[Soilwork]

^


Do you own a Truck of Any kind?

no.

I ride a motorcycle 90% of the time and only use the car to cart my dogs around or go get groceries.

My BF has a 4-door and my brother has a pick up if need be.

 

[BlueLantern]

Ah, a Miata. Excellent choice. I am much relieved. But speaking of big dicks, don't you think the large dick in your signature could use a little "air brushing?" I mean I'm all for the natural look and all, but sometimes harsh lighting can be unflattering to uneven skin tones in those close ups.

Agreed, I mean, it has like four diferent colors! it is like made of diferent dicks pieced together

It is frank-dick !

 

[Soilwork]

So when do you think I'll blow my brains out?

brains?

 

[BlueLantern]

how old was the oldest guy that you had sex with?

 

[Soilwork]

how old was the oldest guy that you had sex with?

hmm... 60, I'd guess. Big hunky red head bear.

 

[Soilwork]

Okay smart ass when will I kill myself?

I hope you don't ever do such a horrible thing.

Just because I think someone is a bit misguided doesn't mean I ever wish harm on them. A rash, maybe, but not harm.

 

[kevbo]

Will fratmen ever have chubby models?

This is in no way a serious question, BTW. Fat people know their place in the world

 

[metta]

Do you ever take your bike up the canyon roads in LA?



If so, have you ever taken it up Azusa Canyon?

 

[metta]

How will I kill myself?

Your not going to kill yourself. If you are thinking about doing so, please start a new thread and we can discuss it. You can IM me....call me...email me...if you need to talk.

But I don't think that it is right to keep pushing Soilwork. Just some friendly advice...you should really consider backing off a bit. He does not deserve that.