Ask the Pornographer.

[Pushyourluck]

Do you think you'll be doing this job in 10 years time or do you think it has a "sell by date"?. I only ask because I have friends who have gone into porn who've completely felt fulfilled by it at the time but are now moving on with their lives?

 

[Soilwork]

If you weren't a pornographer, you would be a ...?

failure .

 

[herenthere]

How is your brother doing?

I remember how excited you were, when you two were re-united..

 

[Soilwork]

Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is your job with Fratmen?

I was hired as a part time video editor in January of 2005. By may I had been hired on full time as the marketing director and affiliate manager.

I had secondary videography added to my responsibilities in mid 2006 along with many daily operations and co-production on shoots. I was soon doing things like product development and documentary work late in 2006 and earlier this year I was made Chief Officer of Operations (That's kinda like a VP for an LLC).

 

[Shepherd 2]

What is the most satisfying thing about being
a pronographer for you?
And, what is the most unfilfilling thing about the pornography
business for you?
And if you were me, what question would you most like
me to ask you?
Shep+

 

[Soilwork]

Purple Penguins, Assassin Squirrels, or Ninja Bunnies?

I fucking hate Anime.

 

[Soilwork]

Can you tell me more about that? Kinda fascinated by it.

about being an extra on QAF: The Attrocity?

Not really.

The Babysitting thing came because I was the import buyer for the HMV super store in Toronto where they did an autograph signing. I was the only gay person on staff and they somehow thought that I'd give a shit so that in-store was given to me.

Aside from Gale Howrd and the blonde kid, the rest of the cast couldnt have been nicer. The guy who played Emmet asked me if we had a CD in stock, and I put out my hand to show him to follow me into the stock room.. he took hold of my hand and I just lead him to the inventory computer.

Of course, the next day, it was spread through the whole company that "Marketing/Purchasing supervisor Jasun Mark was seen getting into the Queer Spirit by walking thorugh the store hand in hand with one of the male cast members" and a year later when Slayer came to sign autographs and I BEGGED to be the one helping out, the president of the comapny called me up and said "now Jasun... don't walk throught eh store holding hands with Slayer.. just take them out back or something."

 

[Soilwork]

Didja finally get some sleep?

yes.

albeit not enough.

 

[Soilwork]

How do you feel about the New Pornographers?

Lex

You mean like Chaos Men?

meh.

 

[Soilwork]

Have you ever had sex with any of the models?? And if so who?

No.

It would be VERY unprofessional to do that and since I always tell people not to fuck where they eat, I take my own advice.

 

[Soilwork]

When you're shooting up close, do you ever get sprayed by the boys?

well, I'm not John Marsh, so I'm not the principal videographer and dont' do the shooting of the jacking off and such.

And no... John's never been sprayed either.

 

[Soilwork]

What is your worst filming experience?

That's a hard one.

I'd have to say having cameras with lots of newly-shot, un-backed up footage stolen and having to do everything over again.

No.. no...

It was when I worked for another company and one of the models (who we called "Shit Twink") had explosive dirarreah all over the white sheets. I can't tell you which company it was and what he was called on that site because he's since become a friend of mine and it still quite successful in the industry.

 

[Soilwork]

How much do you make do you need and accountant?


Plenty. No.

Are you happy with your job?

How could I not be?

Why do you know so much about Canada?

Um... I'm Canadian. I grew up in New Brunswick and lived in Toronto from 1987 until 2005.

Will you move here?

Back to Canada? Doubtful.

Do you like California?

Yes. A lot.

Is it fun in LA

Yes. A lot.

Am I boring you yet?

No more than you usually do.

Are you bored yet?

I was probably asleep when you wrote that, so no. I was dreaming.

Am I asking to much questions?

No. But you're asking too many.

Do you like my questions?

Some of them, yes.

When will you get bored of JUB?

It's happened before and it'll happen again and I'll take a while and come back.

Do you like JUB?

JUB paid for my car. So yea. Love it.

Do you skrew any of the people your filming?

never. very unprofessional. Besides, they're straight and they dont' WANT to screw a 38 year old skin head.

Do you love your Bf?

Yes.

Do you like acronyms?

Not really.

Do you use em often?

Not really.

Do you smoke?

Cigars.

Why or Why not?

Because I quit drinking, went to AA and it's my only fucking vice left.

When are you gonna get tired of me asking you questions?

Five minutes ago.

[STRIKE]are you tired now?

Do you hate me now?

Why or Why not?

When do you think I'll stop?

Should I stop now?

how many questions did I ask so far?

Do you like smilies?

Do you use em often?

How boring is your job?[/STRIKE]

Do you get tired of cleaning up other peoples urm messes?

No, but I dont' generally do that.

Is that your Job?

See above.

What do you do fer fun?

Ride my bike.

Are you always straight forward?

Yes.

Um Whats your favorite colour?

Cobalt.

Do you like sports?

some of them, yes.

Do you like politics?

Some times.

Do you like my Avatar?

I'm too lazy to go back and look at it.

[STRIKE]What inspired you to start this thread?

Is it fun now?

Was it ever fun?

Okay I'm gonna stop now [/STRIKE]

 

[Soilwork]

Do you think you'll be doing this job in 10 years time or do you think it has a "sell by date"?. I only ask because I have friends who have gone into porn who've completely felt fulfilled by it at the time but are now moving on with their lives?

Yes. I will. I'll never leave Fratmen and I love John and I love everything about this gig. It's the job I was meant to do.

I get to travel all over the world and shoot movies I'm proud of and have fun doing it even if I'm kinda tired half the time.

 

[Soilwork]

How is your brother doing?

I remember how excited you were, when you two were re-united..

Very well. He's working at Fratmen and we spend a lot of time together.

He was a bit over-whelmed by how much people here knew about him so I dont' talk about him much.

He's moved on with his life and is doing great. He's still my best friend and I'm glad that we get to be together now.

 

[Soilwork]

What is the most satisfying thing about being
a pronographer for you?

well... I think that Fratmen makes the best solo erotic movies ever. I look at what we do as a natural progression of the 50s Physique magazines. It's all about the bodies and the composition, it's art, not smut.


And, what is the most unfilfilling thing about the pornography
business for you?

Having losers call the office and make sex noises.


And if you were me, what question would you most like
me to ask you?

How's rehab going?

 

[G-Lexington]

So?

Lex

 

[Soilwork]

Why didn't you answer all my questions?

Do you hate me?

They were kinda annoying.

And no. No more than any other supporter of the Reform Party.

 

[kevbo]

Is Fratmen looking for any fluffers?

 

[Soilwork]

Why do you keep calling it "The Reform Party" ?

Because that's who it is. They're the Reform Party.. affilaiated with the Heritage Front and other racist and xenophobic organizations. White Supremicists and Neo-Nazis. And You. How sweet.

Sure, they can rename themselves "the Canadian Alliance" or steal half the name of the now defunct "Progressive Conservative Party" (let's not miss that they lopped "Progressive" off the beginning) but in the end, they're the same people who were calling for an end to immigration and re-adding homosexuality to the criminal code.


so you do hate me? is it because I support a party that hates you?

No. I think you're a pathetic loser becuase you support a party that hates you.

Or is because you think I'm stupid for supporting the party?

Think? I know you're stupid.

Do you think I should support those Lib... aah I can't finish it.

Support the fucking Rhino Party for all I care. But hey.. lie down with dogs, get fleas. I have no qualms calling you a self-hating, xenophobic, racist, Neo-Nazi.. cuz ya probably are, Blanche.